Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Share this quote on facebook I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Share this quote on facebook [last line] The best part of my day, is when the Nicelanders throw me off the roof. Because when they lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can watch Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, and the players love her, glitches and all, just like I knew they would. That's when I realize: I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that kid likes me, how bad can I be?

Share this quote on facebook I'm gonna wreck it!

Share this quote on facebook [Ralph has just scared away the Sugar Rush racers who were tearing apart Vanellope's pedal kart; she gets up off the ground, sniffling]
Vanellope: What are you looking at?
Ralph: You're welcome, ya rotten little thief.
Vanellope: I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin! I was gonna give it back to you as soon as I won the race!
Ralph: It's not a coin! It's a medal!
Vanellope: Coin, medal, whatever! Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.
Ralph: I can't. I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.
Vanellope: Hero's Doody? [bursts out laughing]
Ralph: It's not that kind of duty!
Vanellope: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Doody! Ha ha ha! What'd you win the medal for, wiping? [Ralph rolls his eyes] I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!
Ralph: Listen—
Vanellope: One more, one more: why did the hero flush the toilet? Say "Why?"
Ralph: [unimpressed] Why?
Vanellope: Because it was his "doody"!
Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toute-suite, sister!
Vanellope: Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help ya!
[at his breaking point, Ralph starts taking out his anger by smashing apart the candy that litters the junkyard; he comes across a jawbreaker and hits it repeatedly]
Vanellope: [to herself] What a moron. [to Ralph] Hey, genius! That's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna— [Ralph finally manages to smash the jawbreaker open; Vanellope gives an impressed smile] Oh…
[Ralph sits down, exhausted, and Vanellope approaches him]
Vanellope: Enjoy your little tantrum, Diaper-Baby?
Ralph: Leave me alone.
Vanellope: Look, you want that medal, right? And I wanna race. So here's what I'm thinkin': You help me get a new kart—a real kart—and I'll win the race and get you back your medal!
Ralph: You want me to help you?
Vanellope: All you gotta do is break somethin' for me. C'mon, what do you say, friend? [extends her hand]
Ralph: We are not friends.
Vanellope: Aw, c'mon, pal! You son-of-a-gun! C'mon, buddy! Shake on it! C'mon, chumbo! Ralph, my man! M' main man! [seriously] Hey. My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?
Ralph: [groans; defeatedly] You better win. [shakes Vanellope's hand]

Share this quote on facebook Ralph: Hey, Cough Drop! Explain somethin' to me. If Vanellope was never meant to exist, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?
Sour Bill: Uh… [tries to make a run for it, but Ralph grabs him]
Ralph: What's goin' on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?
Sour Bill: Nothin'.
Ralph: Talk!
Sour Bill: No.
Ralph: I'll lick you!
Sour Bill: You wouldn't.
Ralph: Oh yeah? [licks Sour Bill]
Sour Bill: Ugh! It's like sandpaper!
Ralph: Mmm, I wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center?
Sour Bill: I'll take it to my grave!
Ralph: Fair enough. [tosses Sour Bill into his mouth] Oh, they call you Sour Bill for a reason! [Sour Bill lets out a muffled scream; Ralph takes him out] Had enough yet?
Sour Bill: Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk! Vanellope was a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code!
Ralph: Tried to delete her code? So that's why she's a glitch! Why is he doing this to her?!
Sour Bill: I don't know!
Ralph: Suit yourself. [starts to put Sour Bill back in his mouth]
Sour Bill: No, no, no, no, no, no! I swear I don't know! He literally locked up our memories and I cannot remember! Nobody can! But I do know this. He'll do anything to keep her from racing. Because if she crosses the finish line, the game will reset, and she won't be a glitch anymore!
Ralph: Where is she now?
Sour Bill: In the fungeon with Fix-It Felix.
Ralph: Felix?!
Sour Bill: I'm sorry! That's all I know, that's all I know, I swear! Now please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again! [sobs]
Ralph: [sticks Sour Bill to a lollipop tree] Stick around! [gathers up the remains of Vanellope's broken go-kart and takes off]
Sour Bill: Yes, okay. I will, I will. Thank you.

Share this quote on facebook Ralph: [bursts through the wall of Felix's jail cell] Felix!
Felix: Ralph! [jumps up; hugs Ralph] I'm so glad to see you! [lets go] Wait. No, I'm not! What do you have to say for yourself?!
Ralph: I—
Felix: Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you.
Ralph: Okay. Don't talk. That's fine. [dumps out a can full of the broken go-kart] But you have to fix this go-kart for me, pronto.
Felix: I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so…so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through?! I ran higgeldy-piggeldy all over creation looking for you! I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then…I met the most dynamite gal. Oh. She gives me the honey glows somethin' awful. But…she rebuffed my affections. And then, I got thrown in jail!
Ralph: Felix, pull yourself together!
Felix: No, Ralph! You have no idea what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal! [turns away]
Ralph: Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
Felix: It is?
Ralph: Which is why I ran off. I tried to be a good guy, but I'm not! I'm just a bad guy. But I need your help. There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart. Please, Felix, fix it! And I promise, I will never try to be good again.
[Felix smiles; pulls out his hammer]

Share this quote on facebook [Vanellope's glitch causes King Candy to start glitching, which in turn reveals King Candy's true form: Turbo]
Vanellope: What the— Who are you?!
Turbo: I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!

Share this quote on facebook Sour Bill: All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush: Princess Vanellope.
Taffyta: [gasps] I remember! She's our princess!
Candlehead: Oh, that's right!
Taffyta: We are so sorry about the way we treated you!
Rancis: Yeah, those were, uh, jokes!
Candlehead: I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Vanellope: Tut tut! As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be… executed.
Racers: What?!
Taffyta: No, no, no, please! Please!
Felix: Oh, my land!
Calhoun: Well, this place just got interesting.
Taffyta: [drops to her knees] No! I don't wanna die!
Vanellope: Ah, I'm just kiddin'!
Taffyta: You are?
Vanellope: Stop crying, Taffyta.
Taffyta: [hyperventilates] I'm trying! It won't stop!

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