Simon Schatzberger (born 1968 in Nottingham, Nottinghamshire) is an English television actor. He has appeared on several television programmes in both guest roles and starring roles, including Your Mother Wouldn't Like It, Press Gang, Audrey and Friends, Comin' Atcha!, Band of Brothers, Black Books, Doctors and The Cottage. He also appeared in two episodes of EastEnders, as a Rabbi, in December 2008. Simon starred in the 1989 Yellow Pages TV advert, entitled "Party Party".