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: I thought you were going to teach us how to fly.
: That's what I'm doing.
Isn't there usually some flapping involved?
: Hey, do I tell you how to lay eggs? Relax. We're making progress.
: Really? I can't help feeling we're going round in circles. [points to the chickens, who are indeed, spinning around in circles]
: What the--? Hey! Cut it out! You're making me
dizzy! [The chickens stop, and start wobble around uneasily and toppling over]
Yeah. I think they're ready to fly now.
: Good, 'cause they certainly can't walk