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Share this quote on facebook King Nod: (wakes up) AAAH! WHAT IF THE BALLS ARE TAKEN AWAY?!
Zigzag: A way has never been found to take them away! What freak of nature could get up to the top of that minaret?(Thief actually goes OVER minaret)

Share this quote on facebook You kill my head! [laughs harder]

Share this quote on facebook Guard: Halt! Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
Guard: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Guard: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
Guard: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
Guard: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
Guard: Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
Guard: Well, this is a temperate zone.
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Guard: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Guard: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Guard: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
Guard: Am I right?
King Arthur: I'm not not interested!
[A second guard approaches the parapet]
Guard 2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
Guard 1: Oh yeah. An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow, that's my point.
Guard 2: Oh yeah, I agree with that.
King Arthur: [exasperated] Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
Guard 1: But, of course, African swallows are non-migratory.
Guard 2: Oh, yeah.
[Arthur begins to depart]
Guard 1: ...So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.

Share this quote on facebook [Dr Weir takes care of his wife, Katherine]
Hospice Doctor: Unless her Pseudomonas infection clears up, I'm afraid there's nothing we can do.
Dr Griffin Weir: What about her DNA scan?
Hospice Doctor: Came up with cystic fibrosis.
Griffin: Cystic fibrosis?
Hospice Doctor: Which is impossible, considering it's a childhood disease and she would have been dead 30 years ago. We're running the scan again.
Griffin: No, I'll do it at the clinic. If you could give us a moment, please. [doctor leaves; to Katherine] Darling. Sweetheart. We're having you transferred to my clinic.
Katherine: No. I'd like to stay here.
Griffin: I can help you at the clinic. If you stay here, there's nothing I can do.
Katherine: I know, dear. I'll die. Yes.
Griffin: Katherine, please.
Katherine: Listen to me. Katherine died five years ago. The feelings I have aren't mine. They're hers.
Griffin: Katherine, listen. Don't do this. I need you so much. I need you.
Katherine: I'm not afraid, Griffin. I want to die. My time has already passed.
Griffin: My love. What am I to do without you? What?
Katherine: You just water my flowers. Okay?

Share this quote on facebook The future looks Grimm