Down to Earth (2001)

Share this quote on facebook I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's going to be to try to get her as a broke black man?

Share this quote on facebook My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep."

Share this quote on facebook [after learning that he wasn't supposed to die] You killed me! You killed me! You killed me!

Share this quote on facebook Tiger Woods, Y'all, Tiger Woods, Y'all! Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods, Y'all!

Share this quote on facebook Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!

Share this quote on facebook From now on, we need to make a new slogan. If you get shot in the head, you get a bed. If you head is bloody, we're your buddy.

Share this quote on facebook Didn't your momma ever tell you to carry an extra handcuff key?

Share this quote on facebook We're going in there. If you can walk, let's walk. If you can't walk, it's time to roll. If you have crutches, then crutch your ass in there!

Share this quote on facebook Mr. King: First, you make Frank Sinatra wait for a table...
Keyes: He didn't have a jacket.
Mr. King: HE'S FRANK SINATA! HE CAN WEAR WHATEVER HE WANTS!

Share this quote on facebook Lance: Look, I don't have a problem with Sontee. I want to ask her on a date.
Mrs. Wellington: Oh, Charles!
Lance: Don't "Oh, Charles" me! You were going to have sex on the pool table! You got an 8 ball in your ass!

Share this quote on facebook A story of premature reincarnation.

Share this quote on facebook Charles Matthew Blake - Charles Wellington III