Hocus Pocus (1993)

Share this quote on facebook Look at that. Another glorious morning...it makes me sick!

Share this quote on facebook You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... ON TOAST!!!!!

Share this quote on facebook Well... younger. But it's a start!

Share this quote on facebook [to Dani] Come out, my dear. We will not harm thee.

Share this quote on facebook [when Max lights up the lighter before he puts it on one of the water sprinklers, which causes them to spray out on the Sanderson Sisters] He makes fire in his hand.

Share this quote on facebook My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!

Share this quote on facebook Come! We fly!

Share this quote on facebook Thank you, Max... for that marvelous introduction.

Share this quote on facebook Into the night!

Share this quote on facebook It's just a bunch of Hocus Pocus!

Share this quote on facebook Damn, damn! Double damn!

Share this quote on facebook Why, why, why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?

Share this quote on facebook Billy! I killed you once; I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang on to your heads!

Share this quote on facebook Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic- where children wear costumes and run amok!

Share this quote on facebook And what is that...dude?

Share this quote on facebook Use thy voice, Sarah! Fill the sky! Bring the little brats to die!

Share this quote on facebook [before Max drinks the life potion as a sacrifice to save his sister Dani] Give me that vial! [Max: Put her down or I'll smash it!] Smash it, then she dies!

Share this quote on facebook [After Max drinked the life potion as a sacrifice to save his sister Dani before she could drain his force just as before the sun rises] What a fool to give up thy life... for thy sisters.

Share this quote on facebook Boo-oooooook! [last words before she disintegrates to dust along with her sisters Sarah and Mary]

Share this quote on facebook [singing the song, Come, Little Children] Come, little children. I'll take thee away into a land of enchantment. Come, little children. The time's come to play here in my garden of magic.

Share this quote on facebook [taking Emily Binx to their cottage] Come, child.

Share this quote on facebook Dead man's toe!

Share this quote on facebook [after draining Emily Binx's life force, making her young and beautiful] I am beautiful! Boys will love me!

Share this quote on facebook Tis firm! Tis firm as stone!

Share this quote on facebook Master, wilt thou dance with me?

Share this quote on facebook The children are coming!

Share this quote on facebook [last words before she disintegrates to dust along with her sisters Mary and Winifred] Winnie... Good-bye...

Share this quote on facebook [complaining about moving from Los Angeles, California to Salem, Massachusetts] I can't believe you made me move here!

Share this quote on facebook [to Dani] You just humiliated me in front of the guys half at school. So, collect your candy and get out of my life.

Share this quote on facebook Hey! You mess with the Great and Powerful Max. Now, you must suffer the consequences. I summon the Burning Rain of Death.

Share this quote on facebook Will everybody listen up, please? Your kids are in danger. [Audience member: What do you mean?] 300 years ago, the Sanderson Sanders bewitch people, and now they returned from their grave.

Share this quote on facebook We're talking about three ancient hags vs. the 20th century. How bad could it be? [Binx: Bad.]

Share this quote on facebook [after catching the vile with life potion inside when Binx knocked the vile out of Winifred's hands] Put her down or I'll smash it!

Share this quote on facebook [after drinking the life potion from the vile and breaking it as a sacrifice to save his sister Dani before Winifred could drain his life force, until she turned to stone because she was standing on Hallowed Ground and disintegrated to dust along with her sisters Mary and Sarah] Now you have no choice! You'll have to take me.

Share this quote on facebook [after Thackery Binx died] He's gone. He's gone, Dani. [Dani: But he can't die. Remember?]

Share this quote on facebook Dani!

Share this quote on facebook [to Winifred] It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that's ever lived, and you know it!

Share this quote on facebook You know, Binx, I'll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever.

Share this quote on facebook MOM!!!

Share this quote on facebook Max, I'm not leaving you.

Share this quote on facebook [trying to wake Binx up after he sacrificed himself to save her] But he can't die. Remember? Wake up, Binx. Binx, wake up. Like last time.

Share this quote on facebook [her last line] Binx, is that you?

Share this quote on facebook Take good care of Dani, Max, you'll never know how precious she is until you lose her.

Share this quote on facebook [to Winifred, Mary and Sarah] You hag! There aren't enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!

Share this quote on facebook [warning Max and Allison about Winifred's spellbook] Nothing good can come from this book. You got it?!

Share this quote on facebook Here they come! Billy, guard Dani! Max, Allison, spread out!

Share this quote on facebook [last words before he sacrificed himself to save Dani by knocking the vile out of Winifred's hands and gets knocked to the side where his sister Emily's grave is and died] Hold on, Dani!

Share this quote on facebook Dani? Come on. Please, don't be sad for me.

Share this quote on facebook The witches are dead. My soul's finally free. You freed me, Dani. Thank you. Hey, Max. Thanks for lighting the candle.

Share this quote on facebook [whispers in Dani's ear before his final farewell] I shall always be with you.

Share this quote on facebook [Emily: Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?] [laughs] I'm sorry, Emily. I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.

Share this quote on facebook Dani: [as they plan to go to the Sanderson house] Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!
Max: Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.
Dani: So take her to the movies like a normal person.
Max: Dani! Look just do this one thing for me, and I'll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?
Dani: Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan...with tights or it's no deal.
Max: [as Dani attempts to leave] Okay, okay, deal, deal.

Share this quote on facebook Max: The witches used it to put the spell on him.
Allison: Maybe there's a way in here to take it off.
Max Mmm, I don't know. Binx told us not to open it.
Allison: Well, the witches are dead. What harm could it do?
Max: Well, just be careful.

Share this quote on facebook Allison: I like your costume, Dani.
Dani: Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos?
[Max embarrassed nearly spits out the cider he's drinking]
Dani: Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!

Share this quote on facebook Emily: Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?
Thackery Binx: I'm sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.

Share this quote on facebook Winifred Sanderson: Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise it's curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?
Mary Sanderson: You explained it beautifully, Winnie. They way in which you started out with the adventure part and slowly.
Sarah Sanderson: Explained what?
Winifred Sanderson: Come, we fly!

Share this quote on facebook Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating?
Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning.
Master's Wife: Yeah, sure, me too.

Share this quote on facebook Winifred Sanderson: Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
Sarah Sanderson: Just lucky, I guess.

Share this quote on facebook Winifred Sanderson: Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies.
Mary Sanderson: Spending a quiet evening at home.
Sarah Sanderson: Sucking the lives out of little children!
[Winifred chokes Sarah]

Share this quote on facebook Winifred Sanderson: Well, tell me, friend, what is this contraption?
Bus Driver: I call it a bus.
Winifred Sanderson: A bus. And its purpose?
Bus Driver: To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most... [cracks his knuckle] forbidden desires.
Winifred Sanderson: [laughs] Well, fancy! We desire children.
Bus Driver: Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don't think there's gonna be a problem.

Share this quote on facebook Max: [looking at the salt can] Well, what does it say?
Allison: Well, it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.
Max: And what about new boyfriends?

Share this quote on facebook Winifred Sanderson: Book! Come to Mommy!
Voice of Thackery Binx: [Jumps on the book to prevent it from floating up to Winifred, with a screech] Afraid not!
Winifred Sanderson: Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?
Voice of Thackery Binx: And waiting for you!
Winifred Sanderson: Oh! Thou hast waited in vain. And thou will fail to save thy friends, just as thou failed to save thy sister!

Share this quote on facebook Billy Butcherson: [to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You buck toothed, mop riding firefly from hell! [happily to Max] I've waited centuries to say that.
Max: Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!
Winifred Sanderson: Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang on to your heads!

Share this quote on facebook Billy Butcherson: Go to hell!
Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

Share this quote on facebook Sarah Sanderson: I am alive!
Winifred Sanderson: Damn that boy, he's tricked us again.
Mary Sanderson: Oh, you're right, you're always right.
Winifred Sanderson: It's my curse, that and you two! Get off me you thundering oafs!

Share this quote on facebook Max Dennison: Prepare to die...again.
Winifred Sanderson: You! You have no powers here, you fool!
Max Dennison: Maybe not. But there's a power greater than your magic; and that's knowledge! And there's one thing I know that you don't!
Winifred Sanderson: And what is that, dude?
Max Dennison: Daylight Savings Time.
Mary Sanderson: (mockingly) "Daylight Savings Time".

Share this quote on facebook It's just a bunch of Hocus Pocus!