Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

Share this quote on facebook Boy, you really gave Daddy a scare! Daddy got silly! Daddy fall off cliff and go "boom, boom, boom"! Silly Daddy! Yeah!

Share this quote on facebook Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems, they just punch each other on the shoulder.

Share this quote on facebook After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.

Share this quote on facebook Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea.

Share this quote on facebook [to Ellie; referring to Buck] Maybe the deranged hermit has a point.

Share this quote on facebook [to Manny] This is the world our baby's gonna grow up in, you can't change that.

Share this quote on facebook [seeing the tropical paradise] We've been living above an entire world, and we didn't even know it!

Share this quote on facebook [to Peaches] That's right, sweetheart. Welcome to the Ice Age.

Share this quote on facebook I know what it's like to feel abandoned.

Share this quote on facebook And I'm better off alone, by myself. A fortress of solitude, in the ice, forever. A lone, lonely, loner.

Share this quote on facebook [being chased by a musk ox after pulling its privates] I thought you were a female!

Share this quote on facebook Nooo! I'm too young to be eaten!

Share this quote on facebook [has just been snorted into Mommy Dinosaur's nose] Whoah! Nice mucus! And I don't say that to everyone.

Share this quote on facebook [talking to Mommy Dinosaur about the kids] I say “They’re vegetarians”, you say “Grr”. I say “Can we talk about this?”, you say “Grr”. I don't call that communication. [Mommy Dinosaur angrily growls at him] See that? That's your answer to everything.

Share this quote on facebook This is the end of Sid the Sloth! [falls down lava falls]

Share this quote on facebook Look, who are we kidding, Manny, I'm losing my edge. I'm not really built for chaperoning play-dates.

Share this quote on facebook [to Manny] For the record, I blame you for this!

Share this quote on facebook [after wiping away tear] So I'm not made of stone.

Share this quote on facebook [Upon coming across an ankylosaurus shaking with fright and hiding from Rudy] Wuss!

Share this quote on facebook [greeting everyone] The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh. Hmm, A little Dull ...

Share this quote on facebook What are you doing here?

Share this quote on facebook [after he's asked if he saw Sid] Well...he's dead. Welcome to my world. Now, go home. Off you pop.

Share this quote on facebook If you go in there, you'll find your friend... [ominously] IN THE AFTERLIFE.

Share this quote on facebook [examining sand] Yeah, mmm. Yeah. Mommy Dinosaur carrying her three babies, and some floopy green thing (Sid).

Share this quote on facebook No, Not really. I saw them came through earlier. She's headed for Lava Falls. That's Where They care for the newborn. To get there, you must through the Jungle of Misery. Across the Chasm of Dead. To the Plates of Woe.

Share this quote on facebook [after saving Manny and Diego from a carnivorous plant] Pfft. Tourists.

Share this quote on facebook [listing his rules to the rescue group] Rule #1: Always listen to Buck! Rule #2: Stay in the middle of the trail! Rule #3... [pauses ominously as Crash and Eddie cringe] ...He who has gas travels at the back of the pack.

Share this quote on facebook [sees a giant butterfly as it takes off] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar! You know, before he came out.

Share this quote on facebook It's like the old saying: "An eye for a tooth, a nose for a chin, a butt for a..." It's an old saying, but uhh... it's not a very good one.

Share this quote on facebook [at night, after everybody else is asleep] Goodnight, Rudy.

Share this quote on facebook Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene! A tuft of fur... half eaten carcass... hunk of... ugh, no! Broccoli. [almost throws up]

Share this quote on facebook Here's what I think happened: Dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur... a vegetable!

Share this quote on facebook All right, all right. Good point. Theory 2: Sid's eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable!

Share this quote on facebook 3 months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple! [sighs] But I loved her.

Share this quote on facebook [to a bunch of giant butterflies] Shoo! Shoo! Come on move! [the giant butterflies distract Rudy]

Share this quote on facebook Don't you see?! [voice turns squeaky] Were all gonna die! [Manny, Diego, Crash, and Eddie laugh, including Buck]

Share this quote on facebook [squeaky voice] Here Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! I'm so lonely. [laughs]

Share this quote on facebook Hello, Rudy.

Share this quote on facebook Always listen to Buck.

Share this quote on facebook Stay in the middle of the trail.

Share this quote on facebook Whoever was gas must travel at the back of the pack.

Share this quote on facebook Heads must be exam.

Share this quote on facebook If there's a female… or a cute dog involved, ignore rule #2.

Share this quote on facebook Manny: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just... punch each other on the shoulder.
Ellie: That's stupid!
Manny: To a girl! To a guy that's, like, 6 months of therapy!

Share this quote on facebook Crash: Dude, you're awesome! You're like the brother I never had!
Eddie: Me, too!

Share this quote on facebook Ellie: [seeing the T-Rex] I thought those guys were extinct!
Manny: Well, then that is one angry fossil, Sid!
Sid: Come on, inside, inside.

Share this quote on facebook Manny: [as Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from the mother] Sid! Give them to her! She's their mother!
Sid: How do I know she's their mother?!
Manny: What do you want, a birth certificate?! SHE'S A DINOSAUR!
Sid: Well, I put the blood, sweat and tears to raise them!
Manny: For a day! Give them back, you lunatic!
Sid: [to Momma T-Rex] Look, these are my kids! You've have to go through me to get them! [Momma T-Rex carries them away]
Ellie: Sid!
Manny: Sid!
Sid: HELP!
[scene cuts to Diego walking alone and Deer running away]
Deer: Run!
Diego: Don’t you have anything better to do. WHOA! [He narrowly avoids being stomped on by Momma T-Rex. He watches as the dino stomps off carrying Sid in her mouth]
Sid: Help!
Diego: Sid?

Share this quote on facebook Buck: [eats the sand then spits it out] Yeah, um. Mommy Dinosaur carrying her three babies and some floppy green thing.
Manny: Yeah, we're friends with the floppy green thing.
Diego: You got all that from the tracks?

Share this quote on facebook Buck: [stopping Manny and the herd from moving on] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast? I call him... RUDY.
Manny: Oh, good. Good. I was worried it was something intimidating, like "Sheldon" or "Tim".
Crash: Wait. You mean there's something bigger than Mommy Dinosaur?
Buck: Aye.
Eddie: "Eye"?
Buck: Aye-aye! He's the one that gave me this! [pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch]
Eddie: Whoa! He gave you that patch...?!
Crash: ...For free?! That's so cool!
Eddie: Yeah! [starts shaking Crash] Maybe he'll give us one, too! [Crash and Eddie both laugh and high-five] [while Crash is humming along] Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Manny: [to a dumbfounded Buck] Welcome to my world.
Buck: Abandon all hope. Ye who enters there...
Manny: Alright, we get it! Doom and despair, yada, yada, yada.
[Scrat is still stuck from the sticky tar hanging on a tree, he walks slowly to the ground from the tree to get the acorn and breaks tree and rolls and gets the acorn and Scratte rolls the tree. And Scrat tries to get unstuck, but is stopped by Scratte and she grab the acorn slowly, Scrat whimpers, Scratte smiles and giggles, grabs the acorn and rips off Scrat’s belly. Scrat screaming]
Crash: It sounds like a Jungle of Misery of me.
Ellie: Hold on.
Manny: Why. What’s wrong. Peaches.

Share this quote on facebook Diego: [to Manny, about possibly staying] This is my kind of place.
Buck: [pick up a rock like it's a cellphone] Hello? No... No I can't talk right now... Yeah, no, I'm trying to recover a dead sloth. [sticks his knife in a tree and gives the "1 minute please" finger] No, they're following ME! I know, they think I'M crazy! [looks at Diego and Manny] O-Okay... We're going into the Chasm of Death, I'm going to loose you. [quietly] Yeah, I love you, too. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye! [throws the rock aside] Okay, follow me!
Manny: [to Diego] That's YOU in 3 weeks.

Share this quote on facebook Eddie: So, why did they come up with Chasm of Death?
Buck: We tried "Big Smelly Crack". But, uh, that just made everybody giggle.

Share this quote on facebook Buck: What are you doing here?
Ellie: Our friend was taken by a dinosaur.
Buck: Well... he's dead. Welcome to my world! Now, uh, go home. Off you pop!
Ellie: Not without Sid.
Manny: Ellie, wait, maybe the deranged hermit has a point.
Ellie: Manny, we came this far, we're gonna find him.

Share this quote on facebook Buck: ...Through the Plates of Woe.
Crash and Eddie: Whoa...

Share this quote on facebook [To the defeated pterosaur they've inflated float about like a balloon]
Crash: Yeah!
Eddie: Hasta la vista, birdie!

Share this quote on facebook Eddie: Do you think the beast would find Sid?
Crash: Or more importantly, us?
Buck: Rudy? Are you joking? He's relentless! He knows all! Sees all! Eats all! So that's a "yes". [Crash points to a scary face] Hey! Get off my lawn! Go on, shoo! [the face, which is really a giant butterfly, flies away] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. You know, before he came out.

Share this quote on facebook (Buck is talking to himself using three skull puppets)'
First Skull Puppet: "They'll never survive! It's dangerous by day!"
Second Puppet: "But it's even worse at night!"
First Puppet: "Plus, their guide is a lunatic!"
Buck: What?!
Second Puppet: "You mean Buck? Oh, he's wacko!"
Buck: I am not!
First Puppet: "Totally bonkers!"
Third Puppet: "And his feet smell!"
Buck: Shit up!
Foot Puppet: "You shit up!"
Buck: Oh, you little-- (he begins to wrestle with the foot puppet)
Manny: (uncomfortably) He's strangling his own foot. Shouldn't we get moving? (Buck and the foot puppet stop wrestling)
Foot Puppet: "What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely."
Buck: The skull's right. Take a load off, mammals. We'll camp here. Now who's hungry?
Foot Puppet: "I am."
Buck: You don't need the calories!

Share this quote on facebook Buck: Oh, well. The Buck stops here.
Manny: We couldn't have done it without you.
Buck: Well. obviously. But good times just the sa-- [a gust of wind blows behind him) We're not alone, are we? (red eyes open in the cave; everybody gasps and Buck gets in front of them; Buck smirks) Hello, Rudy. (a huge albino dinosaur named, Rudy, comes out of the cave and shown his real height; Rudy roars) (to the mammals) RUN!!! (Rudy goes after the herd, until he hears Buck) Over here you colossal fossil! Looking for something? [Rudy licks his lips and realized that Buck's blade is his dino tooth] Why don't you come and get it? To the cave, go!

Share this quote on facebook Buck: Everybody stop! (sniffs the air) I smell something. (stabs a tuft of fur with his knife, and smells it] It smells like a buzzard's butt fell off... (smells the fur again) ...And then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!
Diego: Florida.
Buck: Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene! A tuft of plum... half eaten carcass... hunk of... ugh, no! Broccoli. Here's what I think happened: Dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur... a vegetable.
Diego: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent... or coordinated.
Manny: Yeah and where's the dinosaur?
Buck: All right, all right. Good point. Theory 2: Sid is eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable.
Manny: Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?
Buck: [thinks a moment] Hmm... 3 months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple! [makes a face] An ugly pineapple! [sighs] But I loved her.

Share this quote on facebook [when Ellie is going into labor]
Crash: Can you try to hold it (the baby) in?
Ellie: [from off] Will somebody slap him for me?
Eddie: [slaps Crash] Done and done. [dusts off hands]

Share this quote on facebook [Diego is celebrating having caught the dinosaur]
Diego: Whoo! My paws are burnin', baby. They are burnin'! I gotta tiptoe! Tippytoe, tippytoe, tip--
Ellie: Excuse me, Twinkletoes? Giving birth here!
Diego: Sorry. You okay?
Ellie: Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
Diego: No, not really, but Manny's coming. [hopefully...]
Ellie: [screams] Diego I’m scared. Can I hold your paws.

Share this quote on facebook Crash: [spotting Sid on the lava river] Look, He's right there!
Buck : Roger.
Eddie: No, Sid!
Buck : I know, Roger.
Crash: Why don't we get Sid first, and then we go back for Roger?
Buck : Uh... Never mind.

Share this quote on facebook Sid: Incoming!
Manny: It’s Sid.
[Upon seeing Peaches for the first time]
Sid: [gasps] It's a boy!
Diego: That's her tail.
Sid: It's a girl!