Johnny English Reborn (2011)

Share this quote on facebook Quartermain: This way. Haven't got all day. Don't! (too late; English presses "Enter" on a nearby laptop, firing a disc. The disc flies across the aisle and slices the entire head clean off of a dummy, which an agent catches) Would you stop meddling, English? (guides English over to a luxurious car) Here she is.
English: Ahh, the Rolls-Royce Phantom. Truly the Rolls-Royce of automobiles.
Quartermain: Armour plating, all the bells and whistles. Say "bonnet."
English: Bonnet.
Car's computer: Command accepted. (the bonnet opens)
Quartermain: Voice activation recognizes only you. Rolls has fitted one of their experimental engines, the nine-litre V16. Goes like the wind... only quieter.
English: Beautiful.
Quartermain: Keep up. (leads English to a table laid out with gadgets that all look completely innocent) Here's what you'll be taking to Hong Kong.
English: Ah, yes.
Quartermain: (holds up a socket extension) A satellite receiver, (holds up a comb) tracking device, (holds up a pack of gum) Semtex chewing gum... (English grabs a small digital camera) Ah! Now, what did I just say? (English clicks the shutter, firing a mini-dart out of the lens. The dart goes directly through the rump of a dummy and into the buttocks of an agent. The other agents laugh and English chuckles sheepishly) That's the new P2 digital dart gun.

Share this quote on facebook (Tucker and English approach a cliff)
Tucker: What are you doing, sir?
English: Regulation 75-1, never question a senior agent in the field (jumps off the cliff) .

Share this quote on facebook Monastery chief: MI7. Wants you on the first flight back to London.
English: (in a sad tone) Master. Am I ready?
(The music builds up)
Chief: No.

Share this quote on facebook A little intelligence goes a long way

Share this quote on facebook Laugh at the face of danger

Share this quote on facebook One man. One mission. No chance.