Meet Dave (2008)

Share this quote on facebook [greeting various people inside the Old Navy store] Welcome to Old Navy!

Share this quote on facebook [In an alley outside Gina's apartment sometime after she hits Dave with her car.]
Gina: Hi, are you all right? Because you just ran off!
Captain: Contact, everyone! Our first verbal encounter! [into microphone] Thank you for your concern.
Dave: [speaks with extremely high pitch; bottles explode in background] Thank you for your concern.
Captain: It's way too high! More bass!
Dave: [speaks in extremely low pitch] Thank you for your concern.
Captain: Level the frequency!
Dave: [speaking perfectly] I'm all better now.
Josh: [to Gina] How hard did you hit this guy?

Share this quote on facebook Gina: [Dave is looking at a picture of Gina's late husband] Captain?
Dave: Yes?
Gina: That's my husband. He was a captain with the Navy.
Dave: I am a captain.
Gina: Really? A captain of what?
[Inside the ship, Number 3 looks something up.]
Dave: I am a captain of crunch.

Share this quote on facebook Police Sergeant: Knox, Dooley. Got a report on some kind of fireball or something like that over on Liberty Island? Check it out.
Dooley: A fireball? Ho, we'll get right on it.
Knox: Sarge, can't you get somebody else to handle it? Come on, we just pulled an all-nighter.
Police Sergeant: [sarcastically] Aw. I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox. Tell you what, lie down in my office and I'll come by with your blankie and you can get yourself a nice nap.

Share this quote on facebook Dooley: Come on, this is going to be great. A fireball? How often do we get a call like that?
Knox: Do me a favor, okay? Act like a cop and stop caring.

Share this quote on facebook Captain: I am Dave Ming Chang.
Cultural Officer #3: I am Dave Ming Chang.
Various crew members: I am Dave Ming Chang.
Security Officer #4: And I am Johnny Dazzles! And I am fabulous!
[Everyone stares at him.]
Security Officer #4: What? Not everyone has to be Dave Ming Chang.

Share this quote on facebook Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave

Share this quote on facebook There's a Whole Other World Going on Inside of Him.

Share this quote on facebook He's A Spaceship... And Out of This World!

Share this quote on facebook Austyn Lind Myers as Josh Morrison

Share this quote on facebook Tariq Bah as Marcus Grill

Share this quote on facebook Adam Tomei as Number 35