Mr. Mom (1983)

Share this quote on facebook Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?

Share this quote on facebook Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club.

Share this quote on facebook Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't.

Share this quote on facebook [Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket] I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

Share this quote on facebook Kenny, don't paint your sister!

Share this quote on facebook [to Jinx] You yell at my kid like that again, I'm knockin' you out!

Share this quote on facebook Annette: Hello Jack? I'm Annette. You're doing it wrong.

Share this quote on facebook Doris (TV Repairwoman): Are you crazy? You fed a baby chili!

Share this quote on facebook Jack: Me and my wife went to the movies the other day, we saw Rocky. While I'm watching it, I'm thinking 'This guy has taken some falls you know.
Auto Worker 1: Which Rocky was it? 1 or 2, or 3?
Jack: I don't know. Three I guess. But...
Auto Worker 2: Hey, did the guy have a mo-hawk like Mr. T?
Jack: OK forget Rocky. The point is... when you're down, not not exactly out... I mean, I mean you gotta hang tough... I don't know.
Auto Worker 1: Well Hang tough baby! Do what Rocky would do! [Jack walks out] He didn't see Rocky.

Share this quote on facebook Jinx: [talking about the lay-off] You're not exactly walking out of here empty handed. You got your pension and I'll give you this month's gas money.
Larry: There's only one more thing I want.
Jinx: What?
Larry: DISABILITY!
[goes to window and tries to open it and jump out but is grabbed by Jack]
Jinx: Hey keep that sense of humor it'll do you good.
[Larry rushes at him and attempts to strangle him]

Share this quote on facebook Caroline: Do you want to go over the list one more time?
Jack: No I don't want to go over the list! OK let's go over the list.

Share this quote on facebook Doris (TV Repairwoman): Butler, you got a problem with your horizontal hold?
Jack: I don't know.
Doris (TV Repairwoman): Your wife says you do.
Jack: Well, she ought to know... come on in...

Share this quote on facebook Joan: [at the supermarket] Can I give you a hand?
Jack: You can give me two I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Share this quote on facebook Annette: [as Jack is driving away from the supermarket] He's married!
Joan: So were we once!

Share this quote on facebook Jack: My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking them! I'm losing it.
Caroline: Honey, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself, alright?
Jack: Well, if you're so unhappy, why don't you say something about it?
Caroline: Because I wasn't unhappy! Look, maybe I was a little confused, maybe I was a little frustrated, but I knew what I was doing was important, because it means something to raise human beings. What saw me through was pride.
[Jack takes the bedspread, pillow and a pizza slice before heading out]
Caroline: I've pride in this house, I've pride with my kids, and I've pride being Mrs. Jack Butler! Where are you going?
Jack: [Eating pizza before going] I'm goin' downstairs to sleep on the fat couch if I can get through the door.
[Jack leaves the room]
Caroline: Yeah, well be sure to take pride in some of that FAT, Porky!
[Caroline slams the door]

Share this quote on facebook Jack: You wanna beer?
Ron: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
Jack: Scotch?

Share this quote on facebook Ron: [about rewiring the house] Yeah? Are you gonna make it all 220?
Jack: Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes.

Share this quote on facebook [Caroline has shot Jack in his fantasy]
Ron: Wow! What did you use? A .38?
Caroline: .38... .39, whatever it took.

Share this quote on facebook Alex: [about Ron's house] Wow, what a house!
Jack: Yeah, probably mortgaged to the eyeballs.
Caroline: Not this one, his great grandfather - Commander Richardson - built it.
Jack: Eh... hand me down.

Share this quote on facebook When mom goes to work, dad goes berserk!

Share this quote on facebook Caroline's a rising executive. Jack just lost his job. Jack's going to have to start from the bottom up.

Share this quote on facebook Courtney White - Megan Butler

Share this quote on facebook Brittany White - Megan Butler