Dialogue
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Spike: Could you give a dog a little warning? I'm trying to do my business here.
Eliza: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Spike: You know, it's funny. For a minute there, I thought I actually heard you talking to me. You talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Eliza: Yeah, I can talk to animals. It's a long story.
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Spike: Hey, chimp boy. Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital "K". Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball... Oh! That is very ferocious!
Eliza: Spike, this isn't your regular housecat.
Spike: They all twich their whiskers. One whisker at a time, just like you and me.
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[The Rugrats meet Donnie for the first time. They assume that he's Chucky since he's wearing his clothes.]
Phil:
[Confused] Since when did Chucky started talking backwards?
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Nigel: Heavens, what a fall. I must get to those babies. [
A coconut falls and hits Nigel's head and Nigel falls]
Susie: [
echoing] Are you okay, Mr. Strawberry?
Nigel: She called me "mister". Silly Billy. I'm only this... [
makes a three] ...many years old.
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Eliza: What happened?
Debbie: I was taking care of this island princess and...
Eliza: What's she doing in the bathysphere?
Debbie: [
scoffs] I didn't say I was taking care of her *well*.
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Howard: You mean we're marooned? With no food? How soon before we all turn cannibal? I have to get out of here!
Betty: Sooo... Swiss Family DeVille, he's not.
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Didi: We have to find something to eat. All I saved are a couple of jars of baby food.
Howard: [
cheerfully] I never knew strained peas and apricots went so well together...
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Charlotte: [
screeches] Phone overboard! Phone overboard!
Drew:
[after Charlotte pushes past him] CHARLOTTE, FORGET THE PHONE!!
Charlotte:
JOHNATHAN!!!!!! [Charlotte begins to dive in but Betty stops her just in time] Share this quote on facebook
Debbie: [
suspiciously] You sure know an awful lot for an "island girl".
Angelica: Well, see. A TV washed up on the beach one time, and the island king made the whole tribe watch it.
Debbie: [
after a long pause] Cool!
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Stu: It's obvious... the first thing to do is build a signal fire.
Drew: You know what else is obvious? You're an idiot.
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Howard: Well, I'm going to use the 7 kid-free days to re-shape my physique!
Betty: It could happen. The earth was created in 6.
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Howard: Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!
Drew: Will you stop calling him Captain?! He has no idea what he's doing!
Stu: I do so!
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[
Marianne Thornberry films oysters spewing water]
Marianne: Well, it's not a clouded leopard, but at least I'll have a film of something.
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Marianne: What? This is supposed to be a deserted island.
Charlotte: Oh, thank heavens! We're part of an elaborate television stunt designed to humiliate us.
Marianne: Who are you?
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Marianne: Hold it! My name is Marianne Thornberry. From the nature show?
Didi: We're shipwrecked.
Betty: Can you help us, Marianne?
Marianne: Of course. Our camp is nearby.
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Stu: Behold, fellow islanders! I, Stu Pickles, I have built us a radio!
Didi: Stu, who's watching the kids?
Stu: Oh, Angelica said she'd take care of them.
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Spike: (
sighs) Look at them...chasing their own tails. If only I could tell them that it doesn't work. I know, I've done it. I've chased my tail a million times. It does not work.
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Stu: It's getting a signal!
Marianne: I'm very impressed.
Didi: Oh, Stu's an inventor. Runs an ad in the shop-and-buy.
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Marianne: (
to Debbie and Eliza) Girls, have you seen some children?
Debbie: Just a bossy three-year-old who has delusionals of being a princess.
Charlotte: Angelica!
Angelica: (
on radio) I'm the boss of this bathy thing!
Debbie: That's her!
Susie: (
on radio): We haven't moved a bit, Angelica.
Didi: That's Susie!
Debbie: She must've turned on the radio in the bathysphere.
Marianne: A three-year-old's driving the bathysphere?!
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Phil: Ahhh this is just like my bathy only theres no rubber ducky and im not nakey.
Kimi: There's a ducky. (
As she points to a seagull, and shuts her eyes)
Phil: Well okay time to get nakey.
Kimi: Ohh. [Kimi gets excited