The Christmas Raccoons (1980)

Share this quote on facebook Bert: How do we know there's not a...fire down there?
Melissa: No smoke!
Bert: It could be a small fire...

Share this quote on facebook Bert: Ehhhhh, he doesn't scare me!
Ralph: If you want to keep it that way, don't wake him up! Melissa, the stockings!
Bert: Oh ho! I wonder what he's nnat hiding under here...
Ralph: Bert! Let the sleeping dog lie!
Bert: Ehhhh, he can't lay a paw on me!

Share this quote on facebook Bert: Oh no! My ears! I think they're broken! I can't get them to stop ringing!
Schaeffer: Mine too!
Bert: The beast talks!

Share this quote on facebook Cedric: SAVE ME, POP! SAVE ME!
Cyril: Save yourself!

Share this quote on facebook Cedric: Pop, we should have stopped at our quota! I told you so!
Cyril: You ungrateful ingrate! Why do you think I slaved away to make money all these years?
Cedric: Greed?
Cyril: Greed? Never! I did it all for you! For you and you precious college education!
[Bert is moved by this and starts to cry]
Ralph: Are you kidding?!
Cyril: I ask you, is it wrong for a father to want to give his son the good life? And after all, what are a few trees?
Ralph: "A few trees?!" A forest is more than "a few trees!"
Cyril: Who's counting?
Cedric: Actually Pop, the exact number you chopped down was...
Cyril: Shut up, you fool!

Share this quote on facebook Fred Little as Cedric Sneer

Share this quote on facebook Tammy Bourne – Julie