The Squid and the Whale (2005)

Share this quote on facebook [to Lili] Put me in your mouth.

Share this quote on facebook [playing ping pong with Frank] You know, you have to try. If you don't try, it's no fun for me.

Share this quote on facebook You're calling me a bitch?

Share this quote on facebook You're being a shit, Walt!

Share this quote on facebook Walt Berkman: It's like... we were pals then... we'd do things together... we'd look at the knight armor at the Met. The scary fish at the Natural History Museum. I was always afraid of the squid and whale fighting. I can only look at it with my hands in front of my face.

Share this quote on facebook Jeffrey: She could probably move her pussy muscles just the right way so you blow your load in like seconds.

Share this quote on facebook Frank Berkman: Across the park? Is that still Brooklyn?

Share this quote on facebook Bernard: Your mum and I, we're going to separate. I've got you Tuesday, Wednesday and every other Thursday.
Walt: And what about the cat?
Joan: Shit! The cat!
Bernard: We didn't discuss the cat.

Share this quote on facebook Bernard: Hey - Watch it!
Frank: Suck my dick, ass man...

Share this quote on facebook Bernard: Joan, let me ask you something. All that work I did at the end of our marriage, making dinners, cleaning up, being more attentive. It never was going to make a difference, was it? You were leaving no matter what...
Joan: You never made a dinner.
Bernard: I made burgers that time you had pneumonia.

Share this quote on facebook Bernard: How do you know they were both Frank's?
Ms. Lemon: Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.
Bernard: Oh, it happens, I'm sure, much more than we know.
Joan: Bernard, have you ever done anything like this?
Bernard: I'm not going to answer that.

Share this quote on facebook Bernard: You'll have to share the bathroom with the boys. They get the upstairs and I have my own.
Lili: That's all right, as long as Walt remembers to pull the seat down.

Share this quote on facebook [Walt kisses Lili's knee]
Lili: [lowers her head] Do you think...
[Walt brings his head up and smacks her in the nose]
Lili: Oh shit! Fuck!
Walt: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Lili: No, it's ok. It's just a bloody nose.

Share this quote on facebook Lili: [they kiss] Why did you stop?
Bernard: I'm your teacher.
Lili: You know, I've always wondered what it'd be like to fuck you.

Share this quote on facebook Joan: You're living with a twenty-year-old.
Bernard: It's none of your business, Joan.
Joan: It's my business when you have our kids! It's confusing for them. Frank says Walt's in love with her.
Bernard: Walt has a girlfriend. Fuck off, Joan. I don't ask about you and Ivan. Stay out of my life. I can't believe you'd talk to me like this. You left all those fucking ticket stubs and letters lying around! You wanted me to know. It was fucking torture, Joan! FUCKING TORTURE!

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