To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)

Share this quote on facebook The seats are like butter!

Share this quote on facebook We were so poor my parents married for the rice.

Share this quote on facebook I'm a princess! P to the R to the IN to the CESS!

Share this quote on facebook Cause you're as big as a float.
When Noxeema asks 'Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade?'

Share this quote on facebook When Noxeema asks 'Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade?'

Share this quote on facebook I didn’t ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so! Did I ask for you to be making me over, jump through all kinds of hoops like some kind of circus poodle? No, I don't think so! And do I want to go to jail because of some cop killer? No, I don't think so! So as soon as we get to the next town, I'm jumping on the first man and I'm riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up stuck up putas because this trip sucks! It sucks!

Share this quote on facebook Vida, you know, you're not a queen because you rule people, or you sit on a throne, baby. You're a queen because you couldn't cut it as a man so you had to put on a dress, that's why.

Share this quote on facebook I love rough necks; tell me, if I was your bread would you be my butter?

Share this quote on facebook Uptight cellulite dinosaur fossil face white honky cracker witch!

Share this quote on facebook Lord grant me the serenity to accept that I'm just a boy in a dress and the courage to change with the fashions and the wisdom to know the difference.

Share this quote on facebook I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe. I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Share this quote on facebook Get in the car, perras, I got us a ride to "Spidersville"...

Share this quote on facebook Little Latin boy in drag, why are you crying?

Share this quote on facebook ...like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you.
when asked 'How do I look?' by Chi-Chi.

Share this quote on facebook when asked 'How do I look?' by Chi-Chi.

Share this quote on facebook Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade?

Share this quote on facebook Your mother.

Share this quote on facebook I decline! (As others say "I declare!")

Share this quote on facebook Look at her, runnin' like she runnin' across the border.

Share this quote on facebook When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation, he is a transsexual. When a gay man has WAY too much fashion sense for one gender, he is a drag queen. And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!

Share this quote on facebook Check yourself, Loretta, before you wreck yourself!

Share this quote on facebook If you want to let them know that there is steak for dinner, you got to let them hear it sizzle!

Share this quote on facebook when passing by a large Old Southern plantation style mansion.

Share this quote on facebook Noxeema Jackson.....Jesse's daughter.

Share this quote on facebook Do you like my nails?

Share this quote on facebook Internal combustion, the ultimate accessory.

Share this quote on facebook What in gay hell?

Share this quote on facebook We are three young career girls...

Share this quote on facebook Now she's going to get herself kidnapped by some mountain man and we will have to go rescue her!

Share this quote on facebook Operation Decorator Storm...

Share this quote on facebook That's possibly-dead Sheriff Dullard!

Share this quote on facebook (In male voice) Get your hand off my DICK, buddy!

Share this quote on facebook I want you to believe in yourself, imagine good things, and moisturize.

Share this quote on facebook Oh look, it's a little Latin boy in drag, the little Latin boy in drag is crying! Noxy, ask the little Latin boy in drag why he is crying.

Share this quote on facebook What fresh hell is this?