A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982)

Share this quote on facebook I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?

Share this quote on facebook [about Maxwell] He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient! Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one.

Share this quote on facebook Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.

Share this quote on facebook We can't have intercourse in the kitchen! There's a man in the next room singing The Lord's Prayer!

Share this quote on facebook Maxwell: Andrew, are you all right?
Andrew: Maxwell, I think I fractured my last remaining nose.
Maxwell: You shouldn't fly. You're a mammal.
Andrew: Thank you, Maxwell. A doctor with a license is no smarter.
Maxwell: He never tires of insulting me, but when he's sick...
Andrew: Yeah? Who overcharges me?
Maxwell: But you always get well, don't you, Andrew?
Andrew: I would get well anyhow, Maxwell, even without the leeches.

Share this quote on facebook Ariel: How's your marriage?
Andrew: My marriage is fine.
Ariel: Yeah?
Andrew: It's not working, but it's fine.

Share this quote on facebook Maxwell: I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world.
Andrew: Oh, you have to, Maxwell, that's where all your patients end up.

Share this quote on facebook [Andrew asks Ariel to join him in his flying machine]
Ariel: Andrew, we'll get killed!
Andrew: No, no. Don't be silly. Trust me, it's me, Andrew... Trust me anyhow.

Share this quote on facebook Leopold: So, you're an inventor, eh?
Andrew: Crackpot inventor.
Adrian: Andrew's invented a wedding present for you and Ariel. Tell 'em about that.
Andrew: It's a silly apparatus that takes the bones out of fish, and if you prefer, although there's no point to it, it puts bones in fish.