Anger Management (2003)

Share this quote on facebook [singing] I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. Oh so pretty and whitty and... gay.

Share this quote on facebook Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?

Share this quote on facebook Look everybody, Pana Banana's got a heinie! He's got a heinie!

Share this quote on facebook I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe.

Share this quote on facebook I want to have children with you! Children! With your eyes and my... last name! That's all I want.

Share this quote on facebook Why couldn't you have told her something else? I was at the bank! I was at the store! I ate bad guacamole and couldn't stop shitting! Any of those things would have been fine!

Share this quote on facebook I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.

Share this quote on facebook Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater.

Share this quote on facebook "So when I get out of prison in the next 2-5 years, I expect you to do the right thing and give me the promotion that Andrew resigned from.

Share this quote on facebook "There are two kinds of angry people: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of Individual that you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupon. Implosive, is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store. You are the cashier."

Share this quote on facebook "Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable."

Share this quote on facebook Dave Buznik: Oh my goodness, Bobby Knight. You're in this class also?
Bobby Knight: Yeah its my first day.
Dave Buznik: Working on the anger problem?
Bobby Knight: Anger? Isn't this sexaholics anonymous?
Dave Buznik: Oo, noo.. I think that's down the hall...
Bobby Knight: [Throws down his book in anger] Well, to hell with this! I'm goin' home!

Share this quote on facebook Dr Buddy Rydell: [watching a movie, laughing] OH, HEY! I'M WETTIN MY JOCKIES HERE! [continues laughing] You gotta get a load of this, keed. I mean, you like comedies? Huh?
Dave Buznik: Yeah, I just haven't been getting much sleep lately and I'd like to get some.
Dr Buddy Rydell: Oh, hey, hey. [pause, watches movie] Take a look at this actress here. What is your position on, uh, breast implants?
[disturbs people on plane]
Dave Busnik: You know, I could just watch the movie with ya. [to flight attendant] Excuse me, could I get a headset?
Flight Attendant: Certainly.

Share this quote on facebook [Linda revealed Buddy's involvement with his friends who happened to be a flight attendant, a male passenger and Judge Daniels as part of his unconventional and inventive therapy to help Dave deal with his anger better. There was still a question that he had left unanswered, involving the Air Marshall who previously tasered him and if he was involved with Buddy.]
Dave Buznik: What about the Air Marshall who tasered me? Was he in on it?
Linda: No, he was just having a bad day.
[Flashback shows the Air Marshall frustrated for being seated between two fat people sleeping in between him, instead of the emergency exit seats that he asked.]
Air Marshall: Son of a bitch!

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Share this quote on facebook Let the healing begin

Share this quote on facebook Jonathan Osser as Young Dave Buznik