Camp Rock (2008)

Share this quote on facebook (upon entering the kitchen) Hello? (looks around) Who's in here? (rolls his eyes and sighs) I can hear you.

Share this quote on facebook Grab a mic and a hat. Follow me if you can. Hurry! Let's go!

Share this quote on facebook I never know if people wanna hang out with Shane Gray, the rockstar, or Shane Gray, the person.

Share this quote on facebook I didn't sign up for this! Get my agent on the phone.

Share this quote on facebook (to Mitchie) I started playing around with some chords and...

Share this quote on facebook I just wanted to fit in and make a good impression.

Share this quote on facebook (to Shane) Was that you playing? It was good for stupid cookie cutter popstar stuff.

Share this quote on facebook Have you seen these kids? They have a lot. My usual isn't going to cut it. (looks through drawer) This, this is safe.

Share this quote on facebook Tess, stop talking to me like that. Stop talking to everyone like that. I may be the cook's daughter, and my dad may not be rich, but I'm a much better person than someone who feels good about herself because she makes everyone else feel bad. And I'll take that anyday.

Share this quote on facebook (to Shane) You'll never know if you don't try. And by the way, I know one girl that would buy that song.

Share this quote on facebook Group hug! (sighs) Much better. It hasn't been the same just hugging Nate.

Share this quote on facebook Oh, and can you make me a birdhouse or something?

Share this quote on facebook Yeah, this is where Connect Three... connected!

Share this quote on facebook Actually, I don't really have a problem with that. (Nate glares at him) We have a problem with that.

Share this quote on facebook We are talking about finishing our birdhouse, right?

Share this quote on facebook Right now, you're the bad boy of the press. And the label has a problem with that. Which means, we have a problem with that.

Share this quote on facebook This camp thing is supposed to fix it. It's good P.R. So do your time, enjoy the fresh air, (sniffing the air) get a tan.

Share this quote on facebook Dude, that is not the Golden Rule.

Share this quote on facebook This is not amateur night!

Share this quote on facebook It says here I'm Shane's type. It's only a matter of time.

Share this quote on facebook (singing) I'm too cool for you.

Share this quote on facebook Okay guys, tonight is the pajama jam. So, outfit check. White shorts and green hoodie. (pause) What? Green is Shane's favorite color. (pause) It was in the magazine.

Share this quote on facebook (to Peggy and Ella) You need to work with me if we want to win!

Share this quote on facebook [to Caitlyn] Happy cooking!

Share this quote on facebook [talking to her mom on the phone] Yeah, yeah you can totally call me back.

Share this quote on facebook [to Mitchie] What? You've never sung in front of an audience?

Share this quote on facebook Talk about dancing to the beat of a different drum!

Share this quote on facebook You have hip-hop class at 2. And 5, 6, 7, 8!

Share this quote on facebook I hate when I have to be uncool.

Share this quote on facebook [to Mitchie and Caitlyn] I have no choice but to ban you until the end of Final Jam.

Share this quote on facebook [to Mitchie] I know you're singing a solo, but it's so low, I can't hear you.

Share this quote on facebook How long did you think you could keep your little secret?

Share this quote on facebook Because... I was friends with Tess...

Share this quote on facebook (bumps into Tess) I'm so sorry! (sees who it is) Actually, I'm so not.

Share this quote on facebook Hey, you must be hands five and six.

Share this quote on facebook You're the cook's daughter! She's your mom! Oh! This is rich! But apparently you're not!

Share this quote on facebook I think your whole charade is stupid and immature. You're hiding behind some crazy lie.

Share this quote on facebook She got drowned in her lies....

Share this quote on facebook Tess doesn't like competition. And she felt I was. See, with her, there can only be one star. Herself.

Share this quote on facebook Did you like singing backup?

Share this quote on facebook She should be. Her mom's on Broadway.

Share this quote on facebook Better go, the queen awaits...

Share this quote on facebook (Sees Tess coming; sarcastically) Great, something wicked this way comes!

Share this quote on facebook Oh, I don't (care)! But when I tell everyone, I want to get the story straight.

Share this quote on facebook (To Brown) That's technically true, but...

Share this quote on facebook Brown: Stop acting like it's all about you.
Shane: In my world, it is.
Brown: Oh look. We're in my world. And in my world, you're considered an instructor at this camp. Which means... you've got to instruct.

Share this quote on facebook Shane: I don't wanna waste my summer at some camp! I'm Shane Gray for crying out loud!
Nate: Hey, man, we used to love this place. Three years ago, we were campers.
Jason: Yeah this is where 'Connect 3'... connected.
Nate: And you get to see your Uncle Brown.
Shane: Not a selling point.
Nate: Look, man, right now, you're the bad boy of the press, and the label has a problem with that, which means we have a problem with that.
Jason: Actually, I don't really have a problem with that. (sees Nate's glare) We have a problem with that!
Nate: This camp thing is supposed to fix that. It's good PR. So do your time. Enjoy the fresh air, (inhales) get a tan.
Jason: Oh, and can you make me like a birdhouse or something?
Shane: One word: PAYBACK!
Jason: That's two words!

Share this quote on facebook (Shane's cellphone rings.)
Shane: (answers it) Hello?
Jason: Hey buddy, how's my birdhouse coming?
Nate: Jason!
Jason: Sorry, it's not my fault you didn't ask him to make you anything.
Nate: I didn't want anything!
Jason: Well, I wanted a birdhouse!
Nate: What would you want a birdhouse for?
Jason: I wanted to see more birds in my--
Shane: Guys! GUYS!
Nate and Jason: Sorry....
Shane: About me recording with the camper...
Nate: You gotta do it, man. No go backs.
Jason: Yeah, no go backs... it's, like, the golden rule.
Nate: No dude, the golden rule is tell the truth.
Jason: Dude! Then it can be the silver rule.
Nate: Why is it the silver rule?
Jason: Okay, fine, the copper rule.
Nate: Copper rule?
Jason: Give me tin, at least.
Shane: Guys?
Nate and Jason: Sorry...

Share this quote on facebook (Mitchie and Shane are canoeing on the lake.)
Mitchie: I don't think we're doing this right.
Shane: What, you don't like going in circles?

Share this quote on facebook (Tess makes an unusual hand gesture at Caitlyn.)
Caitlyn: Okay, what was that?
Ella: She said.... (sighs) whatever major loser.
Mitchie: Wow, Tess. 'Whatever major loser?' That is sooo last year! I mean, everyone knows that! Oh... well, I guess not EVERYONE...

Share this quote on facebook Nate: (to Shane) Are you getting too much sun?
Jason: Yeah, we can bring you a hat when we come and visit!

Share this quote on facebook Caitlyn: Aren't you gonna get in line?
Mitchie: Oh, it's not me. Trust me. Besides, he's never heard me sing.

Share this quote on facebook Mitchie: So, have you found your special girl yet?
Shane: Why are you jealous?
Mitchie: Jerk!
Shane: Hey! Being a jerk is part of the rockstar image.
Mitchie: Keeping up an image can be tiring.
Shane: But it keeps the posers away. I never know if people are hanging with me for the free stuff, or for the parties.
Mitchie: Oh, definitely the free stuff.
Shane: Funny.
Mitchie: C'mon, I know you're really not a jerk. I mean you're helping Andy with his dancing. And those screaming girls seem to like you.
Shane: Which brings me back to the whole jealous thing.
Mitchie: I take that back! You ARE a jerk!

Share this quote on facebook Tess: Mitchie! Tell us about your mom again.
Caytlin: Her mom is... a great person! (to Barron) What's your mom like?
Barron: Uhh... she's like... a mom?

Share this quote on facebook (Shane confronts Mitchie after overhearing her confession.)
Mitchie: Shane.
Shane: You were lying all summer!
Mitchie: Yes, but I--
Shane: You know, I'm so used to people pretending around me.
Mitchie: I was not pretending--
Shane: And I really thought you were different! But you're just like everyone else. You wanted to be friends with 'Shane Gray', not me. Trick's on me, huh?
Mitchie: I was trying to--
Shane: Save it for your interview with Pop Informer Magazine. I know I gave you an earful.

Share this quote on facebook Jason: Guess who!!!
Shane: You're in the room, I can see you.
Jason: I CAN SEE YOU TOO!! I've missed you. (inhales) GROUP HUG! (hugs Nate and Shane, neither whom hug him back) Much better. It just hasn't been the same just hugging Nate.
Nate: (sarcastically, at being released) Yeah. It hasn't.

Share this quote on facebook Caitlin: Oh you must be hands 5 and 6. I didn't know Connie had a daughter. I'm Caitlin. (Mitchie waves behind bag of chips, runs, and trips into a bucket of mopping water) Oh my gosh, are you ok? (sees who it is) Wait, Mitchie? You're the cook's daughter! She's your mom! Oh, this is rich! But appearantly you're not.
Mitchie: What are you waiting for, huh? Go and tell everybody.
Caitlin: Maybe I will.
Mitchie: Fine, whatever.
Caitlin: How long did you think you could keep your little secret?
Mitchie: Longer than this...
Caitlin: Why?
Mitchie: Why do you care?
Caitlin: Oh, I don't! But when I tell everybody, I want the whole backstory!
Mitchie: I just wanted to fit in, ok?
Caitlin: I think your whole charade is stupid and immature. You're hiding behind some crazy lie!
Mitchie: (snaps) And what about you, huh?! You lie too! Your whole 'I don't care about anything' attitude! Well, if you don't care, why are you here?
(Caitlin stares at her, surprised and hurt. Connie enters and sees Mitchie soaking wet.)
Connie: Mitchie! What happened to you?
Caitlin: (whispers) She got drowned in her lies.
Connie: What, Caitlin?
Caitlin: Nothing. (leaves the room)
Mitchie: Caitlin, wait!
Connie: No, you can talk later. First, get out of these wet clothes!

Share this quote on facebook Shane: (upon entering the kitchen) Hello? (looks around) Who's in here? (rolls his eyes and sighs) I can hear you.
Mitchie: (throws flour on her face to conceal her identity; gets up to greet Shane) Hi.
Shane: Do you work here?
Mitchie: Uh-huh, yes.
Shane: Wow. You really get into your work. I'm Shane. I'm sure even the kitchen help knows that.
Mitchie: Of course! It's so nice to meet you!
Shane: Actually, it's not so nice. You see, I had my manager send over my food allergy list, but after not being able to even go near my breakfast this morning.... Can I just speak to whoever's in charge?
Mitchie: Excuse me?
Shane: What?
Mitchie: Well, you're kind of being a jerk.
Shane: And you are?
Mitchie: A person! And there's a way to talk to a person, and that's not it.
Shane: I'll just have my manager send the list over. (starts to leave)
Mitchie: Fine. (clears throat)
Shane: Thank you?
Mitchie: Much better.

Share this quote on facebook Mitchie: Hi, I'm Mitchie.
Tess: Hi, I'm Tess Tyler.
Mitchie: Oh my god, I love your mom!
Tess: Of course you do...
Mitchie: I'm Mitchie Torres.
Peggy: Hey, is your dad Nickie Torres the composer? My dad staged one of his shows.
Mitchie: No.
Ella: Then what does he do?
Mitchie: He owns a hardware store. (Tess, Peggy and Ella turn to leave.) But my mom...
Peggy: Yeah?
Mitchie: ...is the president of Hot Tunes TV. In China. Yeah, it's a big huge market over there.
Tess: Wow, cool.
Ella: So cool.
Peggy: Major cool! Ok. So have you met anybody?
Mitchie: Yeah, like everybody! Last summer I was in like three music videos. Yeah, but I mean you could hardly see me, I was in the back.
Tess: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Peggy: Of course!
Ella: Absolutely. (beat) What are we thinking?
Tess: There's an extra bed in our cabin. It's yours if you want it.
Mitchie: Really?
Tess: Totally! We're going to be great friends. Come on! Sit with us in the VIP section.
(They leave.)
Caitlyn: (upset) I'm good. Thanks for asking.

Share this quote on facebook Shane: So I guess my search is over.
Mitchie: Well, it depends on who you're looking for. Hi, I'm Mitchie.
Shane: Hi, I'm Shane. You up for a canoe ride later?
Mitchie: I wouldn't miss it. (Both laugh)