Evil Dead II (1987)

Share this quote on facebook [Grappling with the possessed Linda's severed head.] Workshed.

Share this quote on facebook [Ash's hand gains a life of its own.] You bastards. You dirty bastards. [sobs] Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!

Share this quote on facebook [Ash stabs his possessed hand with a kitchen knife, pinning it to the floor.] That's right... who's laughing now? [grabs the chainsaw and revs it.] Who's laughing now? ARRRGHH!!! [cuts the hand off at the wrist.]

Share this quote on facebook Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!

Share this quote on facebook [when his sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a...!

Share this quote on facebook [to his freshly sawn off possessed hand] Here's your new home. [He then places a bucket and a stack of books on it to trap the hand; the top book reads "A Farewell to Arms"]

Share this quote on facebook Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come! [staggers backward, voice drops.] See if we don't.

Share this quote on facebook There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.

Share this quote on facebook Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Share this quote on facebook [upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand] Groovy.

Share this quote on facebook [being sucked in a vortex.] For God's sake! How do you stop it?

Share this quote on facebook Groovy!

Share this quote on facebook Ash: So, what do you think, kid?
Linda: I love it, Ash. [about to kiss] I feel funny about being here. What if the people who own this place come home?
Ash: They're not going to come back. Even if they do, we'll tell them the car broke down or something.
Linda: Yeah, with your car they'd believe it.
Ash: Hey...what do you say we have some champagne, eh baby?
Linda: [chuckles] Sure.
Ash: After all, I'm a man, and you're a woman...at least, last time I checked.

Share this quote on facebook Annie: Excuse me. Excuse me. Is this the road to the Knowby cabin?
Jake: That's right, but you ain't going there.
Annie: And why not? [sees that the bridge is gone] There must be another way. There's gotta be a road or something.
Bobby Joe: Sure ain't no road. Why the hell would you want to go up there for anyway? Huh?
Annie: None of your business.

Share this quote on facebook Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Bad Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Bad Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Share this quote on facebook Henrietta: (her severed head wobbling on the floor) Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-- [Ash steps on Henrietta's head]
Ash: [aims shotgun at her face] Swallow this. [shoots Henrietta's head]

Share this quote on facebook Linda: Even now we have your darling Linda's soul. She suffers in torment!
Ash: You're going DOWN!

Share this quote on facebook Possessed Linda: [crying as normal Linda with her head in the vice] Please Ash, please don't hurt me. You swore - you swore we'd always be together. I love you.
Ash: [In anguish] Noooooo!
Possessed Linda: [as Deadite] Yes! Your love was a lie, and now she burns in hell!

Share this quote on facebook Bobby Joe: [pointing to a room whose door opened by itself] It's in there...
Ash: We'll all go in together.
Jake: Hell no! You're the curious one!

Share this quote on facebook Bobby Joe: Honey...you're holding my hand too tight.
Jake: (looks at her) Baby, I ain't holdin' your hand.

Share this quote on facebook Yeah, Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness were two of my favorite experiences, mainly because we were a group of young guys at the time. We didn’t have a care in the world, other than just loving what we were doing. I had loved the first Evil Dead. So when the sequel came around, Mark Shostrom, who I was working for at the time, brought me onboard. I was one of the key artists in the shop and supervising a lot for the film, so it was a great experience, because I was in charge of a lot. That kind of led to us opening our own shop. Greg had been supervising various shops around town, too.

Share this quote on facebook Robert Tapert: Our sales agent, Irvin Shapiro, who handled Evil Dead and taught us everything about getting a movie in front of an audience and get it promoted, he said, "Boys, I want to take an ad out for Evil Dead 2." And we said, "We're never going to make Evil Dead 2." But Sam had the name Medieval Dead. So Irving Shapiro had an artist do an ad. He kept the Evil Dead franchise in the overseas buyers' minds.

Share this quote on facebook Scott Spiegel: We wrote the bulk of it in Silver Lake. Sam had rented a house with Joel and Ethan Coen. Fran McDormand and Holly Hunter were our roommates. Holly was just getting [her career] started. I'll never forget her in her sweatpants on the floor in her room, reading scripts. We wrote [the character of] Bobby Joe for her, but Rob Tapert said, "We need a babe for that role."

Share this quote on facebook The Sequel to The Ultimate Experience in Grueling Terror.

Share this quote on facebook Kiss Your Nerves Goodbye

Share this quote on facebook 2 Terrifying. 2 Frightening. 2 Much!

Share this quote on facebook Denise Bixler - Linda