Fantastic Four (2005)

Share this quote on facebook I swear to you, I will do everything in my power until there's not a breath left in me. You're going to be Ben again.

Share this quote on facebook Victor is not that bad. He's just... larger than life.

Share this quote on facebook You need to control yourself, and think before you act.

Share this quote on facebook A few days in space. What's the worst that could happen?

Share this quote on facebook Ben Grimm is a genuine American hero.

Share this quote on facebook Exposure to a high energy cosmic storm could advance our knowledge of planetary life.

Share this quote on facebook I found a broken gasket from space.

Share this quote on facebook Time for your lesson – Chem 101. What happens when you rapidly cool hot metal?

Share this quote on facebook That's my nose, genius. These are my lips.

Share this quote on facebook You really think those people out there care about you? You're just a fad to them, Johnny!

Share this quote on facebook Any more bright ideas? Why don't you strip down and have a hundred people stare at you?!

Share this quote on facebook Digital camera: $254. Memory stick: $59. The look on your hard-ass former CO's grill when he finds out he's your junior officer: priceless.

Share this quote on facebook (sarcastically) Wow, Dr. Phil, that's deep. Let's think about that for a moment.

Share this quote on facebook Don't wander off now boy.

Share this quote on facebook (Nurse; You're hot!) Why thank you, so are you. And, I'm not afraid to cry.

Share this quote on facebook At what time do you get off work? (Nurse replies and he answers) Tell you what? You meet me at 4:01, it'll give you a minute to freshen up.

Share this quote on facebook (to Nurse, after giving her back her thermometer) This is yours. (kisses her on the lips) That's mine.

Share this quote on facebook Nurses. (whispering as he exits the room)

Share this quote on facebook My future wife!

Share this quote on facebook Guys! Guys!? (is stared at for being naked only wearing a wrapped coat around his waist) I can explain.

Share this quote on facebook Look, look! (is snapping his fingers to ignite a flame akin to a zippo, repeats to turn off the flame ignited by the snapping) Now picture that. But everywhere! (cackles) Cool!

Share this quote on facebook You have been saying that for years.

Share this quote on facebook What? Like we won't be able to turn on and off? (chuckles)That would save time.

Share this quote on facebook Whoa! (after bursting out in flames while being examined by Sue and Richard)

Share this quote on facebook I can go hotter!

Share this quote on facebook Fun Filled! (laughing) You guys are cramping my style.

Share this quote on facebook Sweet! (referring to Sue and Richard's terms of Supernova) Got it. Supernova. Bad. (thumbs up)

Share this quote on facebook Something new? Got it.

Share this quote on facebook Whoa. That's dangerous. I'm okay. I'm fine.

Share this quote on facebook See? That's your problem Reed. You always think you never act.

Share this quote on facebook What if we got these powers for a reason? A higher calling?

Share this quote on facebook Is there any higher?

Share this quote on facebook You guys should accept it... or better yet enjoy it.

Share this quote on facebook Hey! Hey, look! (turns on The Thing action figure and it shouts, 'It's Clobberin' time!)

Share this quote on facebook The guys at the market gave me it.

Share this quote on facebook (after The Thing crushes the action figure) Awww! That was the prototype!

Share this quote on facebook Look, Sue, I'm sorry. I can't stand this freak show. I gotta get back to the real world.

Share this quote on facebook Sue, stop. you're not mom, don't talk to me like I'm a little boy, okay?

Share this quote on facebook If you guys are jealous that's fine. I didn't expect it to come from you, though.

Share this quote on facebook Let's try something new, You live your life, I'll live mine, Sound good?

Share this quote on facebook Oh, And just for the record, they love me!

Share this quote on facebook Oh no.

Share this quote on facebook (To The Thing): Where are your ears?

Share this quote on facebook Come on..! Come on! FLAME ON!

Share this quote on facebook You miss me?

Share this quote on facebook Whoa. Ladies. I need names and shots. Bartender!

Share this quote on facebook FLAME ON!

Share this quote on facebook Typical of Victor Von Doom to build a 30 foot statue of himself.

Share this quote on facebook Reed. It was a freak of nature. You couldn't have possibly predicted it. Let it go.

Share this quote on facebook Do I have to do everything myself? (referring to getting Reed and Sue back together)

Share this quote on facebook Okay. Now I'm gonna go kill him. (after Johnny calls him "The Thing" on TV)

Share this quote on facebook Johnny! (after Johnny makes him put shaving cream on his face)

Share this quote on facebook A face that's about to be broken!

Share this quote on facebook It ain't him. It's THEM! I can't live like this.

Share this quote on facebook Did you just? (after is hit in the face with a ball of flame)

Share this quote on facebook That's it Tinkerbell! You want to fly? Then fly!

Share this quote on facebook What did I do? (questioning his actions after realizing Victor von Doom kidnapped Reed)

Share this quote on facebook "It's Clobberin' Time!"

Share this quote on facebook Damn, I've been waiting to do that.

Share this quote on facebook Debs... it's me... it's still me.

Share this quote on facebook Don't do drugs!

Share this quote on facebook Yeah – I have that effect on people.

Share this quote on facebook Good thing you're flexible enough to watch your own back... 'cause I ain't doing it no more.

Share this quote on facebook How long, Reed?

Share this quote on facebook You don't know what it's like out there. Walking around like some kind of circus freak. People staring, whispering...

Share this quote on facebook How bad is it? You know, I used to smoke.

Share this quote on facebook Don't trouble your tiny little mind.

Share this quote on facebook I said, give me that goddamn mirror!

Share this quote on facebook Little buttons!

Share this quote on facebook Hey! You think you got problems, you take a good look, pal.

Share this quote on facebook (A man is avoiding him because of his appearance) You know what? Fine. Wanna be scared? FINE!!

Share this quote on facebook You got no idea what I'd... what I'd give to be invisible.

Share this quote on facebook I spent my whole life protecting you, and for what?! So you could play Twister with your girlfriend while I'M THE FREAK OF THE WEEK??!!

Share this quote on facebook I'll take the stairs.

Share this quote on facebook You guys look like an '80s rock band...

Share this quote on facebook I can handle the ship. I can even handle Mr. Blond ambition. But I don't know if I should be flying or doing Swan Lake in these suits.

Share this quote on facebook Susan, every man dreams he'll meet a woman he can give the world to. In my case, that's not just a metaphor.

Share this quote on facebook I don't want to understand it!

Share this quote on facebook Pay your damn electric bill and get to work on finding a cure.

Share this quote on facebook Think I'll get a second opinion.

Share this quote on facebook Reed. Time for your lesson on Chemistry 101. What happens to rubber when super cooled?

Share this quote on facebook Let's check back in with the rest of the family. Shall we?

Share this quote on facebook Two down. Two to go.

Share this quote on facebook How romantic.

Share this quote on facebook Marco...Polo. Marco-- (is hit with a force field by Sue)

Share this quote on facebook Do you really think fate turned us into gods, so we could refuse these gifts?

Share this quote on facebook Susan, you're fired!

Share this quote on facebook And to think I was about to share my life with you.

Share this quote on facebook Did you say good bye to your brother Johnny?

Share this quote on facebook This is gonna be fun. Aaargh!

Share this quote on facebook Reed? I'll be right with you. (after Mr. Fantastic gets his attention invisible force field prevents him from finishing The Thing with a solid light pole) Sue?

Share this quote on facebook You three are pathetic!

Share this quote on facebook Is that the best you can do? A little heat?

Share this quote on facebook Call me...Doom.

Share this quote on facebook Victor: Maybe you should have stayed back in the lab. Field work never suited you.
Ben: He does the talking, I do the walking. Got it?
Victor: So take a walk, Ben...

Share this quote on facebook Ben : Can't do it. I cannot do it.
Reed: External SRBs, orbital system engines. Its just like the shuttles you flew in -
Ben: No. I cannot take orders from the underwear model. That wingnut washed out of NASA for sneaking two Victoria Secret wannabes into a flight simulator.
Reed: Youthful high spirits.
Ben: They crashed it into a wall. A flight simulator.
Reed: When have I asked you to do something you absolutely said you couldn't –
Ben: Five times.
Reed: ...I had it at four.
Ben: Well this makes five!

Share this quote on facebook Doom: did you say goodbye to your brother Johnny? It's time to end this!
Ben: [Grimm, transformed back into the Thing, crashes through the roof] No, Vic–IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Share this quote on facebook Ben: What's wrong with me?
Johnny: I swear they've done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world, Ben. You had the best -
Ben: (getting frantic) Give me a mirror...
Johnny: They said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could –
Ben: I said give me the goddamn mirror!
(Ben finally sees his face, it looks completely normal)
Johnny: (beginning to laugh) Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn't do anything to fix your face.

Share this quote on facebook Sue: (to Reed) Look at me.
Reed: (looking up and seeing, or not seeing that Sue has turned invisible) I can't.
Sue: What do you mean you can't?! Look at me!
Reed: Sue, look at your hands!

Share this quote on facebook Johnny: (with his shirt off, being given a physical by Reed and Sue) I think we have a serious problem.

Share this quote on facebook (Sue turns invisible and starts to undress, then turns visible again)
Reed: Wow. You've been working out.
Sue: Shut up!

Share this quote on facebook Johnny: Wait. You mean we won't be able to turn on and off? That would save time.
Sue: You don't want walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?
Johnny: Is that a trick question?
Sue: Grow up.
Johnny: Come on! Am I the only guy who thinks this is cool?

Share this quote on facebook Sue: Johnny, say you're sorry.
(Johnny throws a fireball at Ben)
Ben: Did you just--
(Johnny throws another fireball at Ben)
Ben: That's it, Tinker Bell! YOU WANNA FLY?!
Reed: No, Ben.
Ben: THEN FLY!!!
(Ben punches through Reed's body to lauch Johnny into the Burger King sign)
Sue: Wait a minute, guys. Ben, don't do this.
(Ben growls at Johnny)
Johnny: Let's see if we can get blood from a stone.
Sue: Johnny?
Ben: Let's see. Bring it, Burnout.

Share this quote on facebook Reporter: So what can you tell us about the outfit?
Johnny: (on tv) Not too much, but I will say that it's all weather and no leather. Kind of Armani meets Astronaut.
(Ben, Sue, and Reed stare at the wall-sized TV, mouths agape.)
Sue: He didn't.
Ben: Oh, yes he did. Flame-boy never listens.
Sue: What did he do to his uniform?
(Reed looks down at his own uniform, to Johnny's uniform on the TV, which has the same insignia, and surreptitiously tries to cover his insignia with his jacket)
Reporter: So what are your superhero names?
Johnny: They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.
Reporter: What about the rest of the team?
Johnny: [points to a visual] That's the Invisible Girl.
Sue: 'Girl'..?
Reporter: That's easy to remember. And Reed Richards? I heard they call him Mr. Fantastic. And can he really stretch any part of his anatomy?
(Cheers from the female members of the public behind them)
Johnny: Well, I've always found him to be a little limp.
(Another cheer from the people behind them)
Ben: Could be worse.
Reporter: What is that? What is that thing?
Johnny: That's it. The Thing. If you think that's bad you should have seen him before.
Ben: Okay – now I'm gonna go kill him.

Share this quote on facebook Susan: We gotta get out of here.
Johnny: I got an idea.
Susan: Don't even think about it.
Johnny: Never do. (jumps off the building) FLAME ON!

Share this quote on facebook Victor: Susan, let's not fight.
Sue: No. Let's.

Share this quote on facebook Q: Tim, could you elaborate on the dysfunctional family aspect of the group?

Share this quote on facebook Q: For the whole cast, how much fun is it to be a superhero, at the end of the day?

Share this quote on facebook ALBA: Oh my God. My character, yeah, I mean, she's very intelligent and she's very maternal and she's outwardly emotional because she's a woman. And the guys kind of run the show and they don't see her. She might as well just be invisible because she still lives in a man's world and she has to work double hard to get ahead, and they still overshadow her.