GoldenEye (1995)

Share this quote on facebook Shadowy Figure: [points gun at Bond; in Russian] Don't even breathe. Where are the others? [Ни одного выздоха! Гдые ваши?]
James Bond: I'm alone.
[Shadowy figure reveals himself to be Alec Trevelyan]
Alec Trevelyan: Aren't we all? You're late, 007.
James Bond: I had to stop in the bathroom. [Referring to knocking out a soldier who was sitting on a toilet]
Alec Trevelyan: Ready to save the world again?
James Bond: After you, 006.

Share this quote on facebook James Bond: It's too easy.
Alec Trevelyan: Half of everything is luck, James.
James Bond: And the other half?
[an alarm sounds]
Alec Trevelyan: Fate. Set the timers for six minutes.
James Bond: Six minutes, check.

Share this quote on facebook Bond: It appears we share the same passions. Three, anyway.
Xenia Onatopp: I count two: motoring and, uh, baccarat.
[Bond reveals a losing hand]
Onatopp: I hope the third is where your real talent lies.
Bond: One rises to meet a challenge.

Share this quote on facebook Bond: Good evening, Moneypenny.
Moneypenny: Good evening, James. M will meet you in the situation room, I'm to take you straight in.
Bond: I've never seen you after hours, Moneypenny. Lovely.
Moneypenny: Thank you, James.
Bond: Out on some kind of professional assignment, dressing to kill?
Moneypenny: I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident, so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentleman. We went to the theatre together.
Bond: Moneypenny, I'm devastated. Whatever would I do without you?
Moneypenny: As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me.
Bond: Hope springs eternal.
Moneypenny: You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.
Bond: Really? What's the penalty for that?
Moneypenny: Someday you have to make good on your innuendos.

Share this quote on facebook Bill Tanner: Seems your hunch was right, 007. It's too bad the Evil Queen of Numbers wouldn't let you play it- [Bond coughs to indicate M is right behind them: Tanner winces as they both turn to face her]
M: You were saying?
Bill Tanner: No, I was just, just-
M: Good. Because if I want sarcasm, Mr. Tanner, I'll talk to my children, thank you very much.

Share this quote on facebook M: [about the GoldenEye destruction of Severnaya] The Prime Minister's talked to Moscow; they said it was an accident during a routine training exercise.
Bond: Governments change. The lies stay the same.

Share this quote on facebook M: [about Ourumov] He sees himself as the next iron man of Russia, which is why our analysts say he doesn't fit the profile of a traitor.
Bond: Are these the same analysts who said that GoldenEye couldn't exist, who said the helicopter posed no immediate threat and wasn't worth following?
M: You don't like me, Bond. You don't like my methods. You think I'm an accountant, a bean counter more interested in my numbers than your instincts.
Bond: The thought had occurred to me.
M: Good. Because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though lost on me, obviously appealed to that young girl I sent out to evaluate you.
Bond: Point taken.
M: Not quite, 007. If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. I've no compunction about sending you to your death. But I won't do it on a whim. Even with your cavalier attitude towards life. I want you to find GoldenEye, find out who took it, what they plan to do with it, and stop it. And if you should come across Ourumov, guilty or not, I don't want you running off on some vendetta. Avenging Alec Trevelyan will not bring him back.
Bond: You didn't get him killed.
M: Neither did you. Don't make it personal.
Bond: Never. [turns to leave]
M: Bond. [Bond stops and turns to her] Come back alive.

Share this quote on facebook [Bond visits Q in his lab. Q is in a wheelchair, his left leg raised horizontally, wrapped in a cast.]
Bond: Morning, Q. Sorry about the leg. Skiing?
[A rocket shoots out of the cast, blasting against a wall on the other side of the lab.]
Q: Hunting!

Share this quote on facebook [Q shows off a new gadget to Bond]
Q: A pen. This is a Class 4 grenade. Three clicks arms the 4-second fuse [clicks it three times], another three [clicks it three times again] disarms it.
[Bond takes it and quickly clicks it thrice]
Bond: How long did you say the fuse was?
[Q takes the pen and disarms it with a groan]
Q: Oh, grow up, 007.
Bond: They always said the pen was mightier than the sword.
Q: Thanks to me, they were right. [walks over to a dummy] Look, let's ask Fred here to demonstrate for us. Here we are. Sorry about this, Fred. One, two, three…
[Q places the pen in Fred's shirt pocket, arms it, and runs to cover. The resulting explosion obliterates Fred from the waist up]
Q: Don't say it!
Bond: …the writing's on the wall?
Q: [snickering] Along with the rest of him!

Share this quote on facebook Bond: In London, April's a spring month.
Jack Wade: Oh yeah? And what are you, the weatherman? I mean, for crying out loud... another stiff-ass Brit, with your secret codes and your passwords. One of these days you guys are gonna learn just to drop it. C'mon, my car's over there.
Bond: After you.
Wade: Thank you.
[Bond comes up after Wade and traps him with the car door and draws his gun on him]
Bond: Like you said, "Drop it".
Wade: All right, in London April is a spring month, whereas in St. Petersburg we're freezing our butts off. Is that close enough for government work?
Bond: No. Show me the rose.
Wade: Please, no. [Bond shoves his gun into Wade] Alright, alright, alright.
[Wade unbuckles his pants and shows him his rose tattoo with the name "Muffy"]
Bond: Muffy?
Wade: Third wife. [sticks out his hand] Jack Wade, CIA.
Bond: [shaking Wade's hand] James Bond, stiff-ass Brit.

Share this quote on facebook Zukovsky: Another morning shot to hell. [zips up a girl's dress] Free market economy, I swear it will be the end of me. [hears the click of Bond's gun.] Walther PPK, 7.65 millimetre. Only three men I know use such a gun... and I believe I've killed two of them.
Bond: Lucky me. [Another man aims at Bond's head]
Zukovsky: I think not.

Share this quote on facebook [Bond and Natalya are being interrogated by Dimitri Mishkin.]
Mishkin: Good morning, Mr. Bond. I'm Defence Minister Dimitri Mishkin. So, by what means shall we execute you, Commander Bond?
Bond: What, no small talk? No chit-chat? [to Natalya] That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. [to Mishkin] It's a lost art!
Mishkin: Your sense of humour does not sway me, Commander, I'm sorry. Where is the GoldenEye?
Bond: I assumed you had it.
Mishkin: I have an English spy, a Severnaya programmer and a helicopter stolen...
Bond: Or at least that's what some traitor in your government wanted it to look like.
Mishkin: Who was behind your attack on Severnaya?
Bond: Who had the authorisation codes?
Mishkin: Russia may have changed, but the penalty for terrorism is still DEATH!
Bond: And what's the penalty for treason?
Natalya: Oh, stop it, both of you! Stop it! You're like... boys with toys!

Share this quote on facebook Bond: Ourumov, what has this Cossack promised you? You knew, didn't you? He's a Lienz Cossack.
Trevelyan: It's in the past.
Bond: He'll betray you. Just like everyone else.
Ourumov: Is this true?
Trevelyan: [impatiently] What's true is that in 48 hours, you and I will have more money than God. And Mr. Bond here will have a small memorial service, with only Moneypenny and a few tearful restaurateurs in attendance.

Share this quote on facebook Natalya: He was a friend, Trevelyan?
Bond: Yes.
Simonova: Now he's your enemy and you will kill him. It is that simple?
Bond: In a word, yes.
Natalya: Unless he kills you first?
Bond: Natalya...
Natalya: You think I'm impressed? All of you with your guns, your killing, your death, for what? So you can be a hero? All the heroes I know are dead. How can you act like this? How can you be so cold?
Bond: It's what keeps me alive.
Natalya: No. It's what keeps you alone.

Share this quote on facebook Trevelyan: Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
Bond: You first. [turns to Xenia Onatopp] You, second.

Share this quote on facebook [Bond is holding Trevelyan by his foot on top of the satellite antenna.]
Trevelyan: For England, James?
Bond: No. For me. [lets Trevelyan fall to his death with crushed by large debris]
Boris Grishenko: Yes, I am invincible!

Share this quote on facebook You Know The Name. You Know The Number.

Share this quote on facebook No limits. No fears. No substitutes.