Help! (1965)

Share this quote on facebook [At the man standing on his head] Is it nasty this ring?

Share this quote on facebook I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?

Share this quote on facebook Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!

Share this quote on facebook They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion than ours, I think.

Share this quote on facebook (regarding a broken ladder) All the rungs have been neatly sawed in the middle!

Share this quote on facebook [on the phone] Hello, this is the famous Ringo.

Share this quote on facebook [After seeing a smoking curling stone] Hey, it's a thingy! A fiendish thingy!

Share this quote on facebook Doesn't the Eastern flavour come rather expensive?

Share this quote on facebook Jeweller, you've failed!

Share this quote on facebook Scientist! You've failed Scientist!

Share this quote on facebook [Watching a man standing on his head] Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?

Share this quote on facebook Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways!

Share this quote on facebook My skin's soaked right through to the skin!

Share this quote on facebook Ew, I'm all sticky!

Share this quote on facebook [Watching a belly dancer] Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?

Share this quote on facebook George: Hey, there might be some insurance!
John: I wouldn't think of such a thing! [under his breath] Find out, eh?

Share this quote on facebook Ringo: There's more here than meets the eye!
Sub-text reads' "Everyone laughs at Ringo's sudden apprehension."
George: Ho ho!
John: Ho.
George: Ho ho.
John: Ho.
[Continues on]

Share this quote on facebook Ringo: [Points at red blob on his shoe] We thought that was you.
Paul: No, that's not me.

Share this quote on facebook [John recites a poem from In His Own Write as Ringo's arm is trapped inside a mailbox]
John: What are you doing?
Ringo: Posting a letter.

Share this quote on facebook John: How do you feel?
Ringo: I used to use me hands.
John: He used to use his hands.

Share this quote on facebook Superintendent: Allow me, I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way you know. James Cagney... [imitating Ringo on the phone] Hey, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab...
George: Not a bit like Cagney.

Share this quote on facebook Paul: [To washerwoman] Do you know Clang?
Washerwoman: I'm his mother, and he's a good boy!

Share this quote on facebook [At Scotland Yard]
John: Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here.
George: I know we're here.

Share this quote on facebook George: Hey, you're all red again.
Ringo: I know, I'm beginning to like it!

Share this quote on facebook [John is having a bowl of soup]
John: What's this? [Pulling out a slip of paper]
Ringo: It's a season ticket. What did you think?
John: Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.

Share this quote on facebook Ringo: What was it that first attracted you to me?
John: Well, you're very polite, aren't you?

Share this quote on facebook Ringo: The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings.
John: Did you want them to?
Ringo: No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.