Hoot (2006)

Share this quote on facebook My mom told me Florida was so sunny and gorgeous, that everybody in America wanted to live there. Everybody except me. And as usual, I was out-voted.

Share this quote on facebook I knew I couldn't spend the rest of the school year hiding from Beatrice the Bear. I had to take a stand, even if it meant getting decapitated with my own lunch tray.

Share this quote on facebook So why are there palm trees in Ireland?

Share this quote on facebook So to answer your question, Pacific swells are usually a lot bigger than Atlantic swells. But remember: Kelly Slater is from Florida.

Share this quote on facebook Mullet Fingers: You've got to start thinking like an outlaw!

Share this quote on facebook Dana Matherson: [lisping] You and me are far from thettled!

Share this quote on facebook Mayor: Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut Cove over twelve new jobs!

Share this quote on facebook Kimberly: I would just like to say that I, Mother Paula, am simply shocked by what's gone on here today. And you young man are no longer an employee of Mother Paula's, you're fired!

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Gonzalez: And what's your name?
Roy: Uh...
[He glances at the nearby janitor, and reads his name tag]
Roy: Ling Ho.

Share this quote on facebook Roy: [about Dana, after Roy broke his nose] I wrote him a note, that should be the end of it.
Garrett: A note? That's adorable. What did you say? "I'm sorry I smoked you. Please don't break every bone in my body. Please leave me one good arm so I can feed myself"?
Roy Eberhardt: You're hysterical.

Share this quote on facebook [Roy sits at Beatrice's table]
Beatrice: What is your problem?
Roy: I think you're the one with the problem. Beatrice, I've got no idea why you're mad about what happened on the bus. You're not the one who got choked, and you're not the one who got punched in the nose. So I'm only going to say this once. If I did something to upset you, I'm sorry. It wasn't on purpose. Next time you've got a problem, just tell me, and then we'll sit down and talk about it like civilized human beings.
Beatrice: Civilized.
Roy: Are we straight on this?
[Beatrice just glares]
Roy: Good. I'm glad we had this chance to get to know each other just a little bit better.
[He takes his lunch tray and leaves]
Soccer Pal: He's kind of cute, don't you think?
[Beatrice glares]
Soccer Pal: In a way that's not cute at all.

Share this quote on facebook Beatrice: Hey, cowgirl.
Roy: Yeah?
Beatrice: I'm really glad that... You know what, I'm just gonna call you "Roy" from now on. If that's all right with you.
Roy: And what's wrong with Ling Ho?
[She laughs and hits him with a pillow]

Share this quote on facebook Eric Phillips as Dana Matherson.

Share this quote on facebook Damaris Justamante as Mrs. Matherson.

Share this quote on facebook John Archie as Captain.