Inside Monkey Zetterland (1992)

Share this quote on facebook As a child I always felt responsible for my mom. Dad would be gone. She'd be alone for months, sometimes years, and eventually dad would come home. And I'd be okay. And everything would be all right. 'Cause mom would be saved.

Share this quote on facebook My father used to shirk his parental responsibilities by saying that life was an illusion; karma was also a convenient excuse for foul-ups. In my mind echos: "Sorry I sold your baseball cards, Monkey, but it's your karma, and life is just an illusion anyway, boy."

Share this quote on facebook You're a fag, baby!

Share this quote on facebook Throw it all out into the universe, baby!

Share this quote on facebook The thing is, Monkey, you'd change if you could, but you can't, and even if you could, you really shouldn't. And stop being such a fuckin' pussy about your curtains.

Share this quote on facebook Una el coka dieta!

Share this quote on facebook Excuse me, very rude and obnoxious stranger.

Share this quote on facebook Imogene: Now let me ask you something I've always wondered about. After you have the baby, does your pussy ever go back to it's natural tightness?
Cindy: I'm a dyke. It's not an issue.

Share this quote on facebook Brent Zetterland: But seriously, Monkey, does my hair look okay like this?
Monkey: Brent, you live in a beautiful shell - go with it.

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