Dialogue
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[
last lines]
Gertie: Thank you, daddy.
Ollie: Anything for you, Gert. You know why?
Gertie: Why?
Ollie: Because you're the only thing I was ever really good at.
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[
first lines]
Teacher: Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they...
Teacher: [
class: "Are!"] And what they...
Teacher: [
class: "Mean to us!"] Excellent droning.
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Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not MOMMY!
Ollie: I hate you right back, you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!
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[
after talking to Gertie, after finding her with Brian without their pants on]
Ollie: Do you have any questions about what you saw?
Gertie: [
thinking hard] Do you have what Brian has?
Ollie: Yes.
Gertie: [
after thinking hard again] Is it as big as his?
Ollie: Sadly, yes.
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Gertrude: [
very pregnant Gertrude is getting ready for the VMAs] You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's going to be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there!
Ollie: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey.
Gertrude: [
now crying] I want to be a coked-out whore!
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Ollie: They're just skinny because they're coked-out whores.
Gertrude: [
sobbing] I want to be a coked-out whore!
Ollie: Okay, you can be a coked-out whore. You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore.
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