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Kingsman: The Secret Service is a american film of genre Thriller directed by Matthew Vaughn released in USA on 13 february 2015 with Samuel L. Jackson

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

Kingsman: The Secret Service
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Gary "Eggsy" Unwin

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Rox. Rox, I need a favour. Call my mum. Tell her to lock herself away from Dean.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us? Any chance you can turn them on?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Merlin, you're a fucking genius!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [After watching Valentine shoot Harry via live stream] NO!!!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook One of these days, I'm gonna smash his face in.

Harry Hart/Galahad

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Since 1849, Kingsman Tailors have clothed the world's most powerful individuals. In 1919, a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War I. That meant a lot of money going uninherited. And a lot of powerful men with the desire to preserve peace and protect life. Our founders realised that they could channel that wealth and influence for the greater good. And so began our other venture. An independent, international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. Above the politics and bureaucracy that undermine the integrity of government-run spy organisations. A suit is the modern gentleman's armour. And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Shit. Fucking missed it. How did I fucking miss it?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Uh, listen, boys. I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well-founded, I appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace, until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Manners maketh man.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Eggsy, disappointed in him] You should be. You just stay right there. I'll sort this mess out when I get back.

Michelle Unwin

Facebook Share this quote on facebook I don't want your help, I want my husband back!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Oi. What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Just leave him alone, Dean! Eggsy, go. Please just go, babe.

Roxy Morton

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [To Michelle Unwin] As I said, put your daughter in the bathroom and throw away the key.


Facebook Share this quote on facebook Eggsy, the signal's starting! Get Valentine's hand off that bloody desk now!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Eggsy! Fucking get on with it!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy. He was right.


Facebook Share this quote on facebook Michelle Unwin: Eggsy? Eggsy, come here.
Michelle Unwin: Got any Rizla, babe?
Eggsy: No.
Dean: Why'd you do your mum a favour, go down to the shop and get some.
Eggsy: Get 'em yourself.
Michelle Unwin: [Looks up at Eggsy sternly] Oi. What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?
Eggsy: Three's a crowd, isn't it? Why don't Dean's poodle go?
Dean: I'll tell you what. [Dean takes some cash out of his pocket and hands it to Eggsy] Why don't you take this, go and get some Rizla's, get yourself some sweets. And while you're gone, we'll show your mum how three can be good company.
[Eggsy takes the cash from Dean]
Michelle Unwin: Thanks, babe.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Eggsy: One of these days, I'm going to smash his face in.
Jamal: Are you mental, cuz? [Points to Dean's thugs] He'd just get that lot to do you and then pretend he knew nothing... about it.
Rottweiler: Oi! You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing just because our governor's banging Eggsy's mum?
Eggsy: Pretty much, yeah.
Jamal: [As Dean's thugs get up from their table one by one and head to the table that Eggsy, Jamal and Ryan are sitting at] Bruv, let's just go, man. It's not worth it.
Rottweiler: You boys have outstayed your welcome. Leave.
[Eggsy stands up to face Rottweiler]
Eggsy: I'm sorry about that, bruv.
[Eggsy and his friends leave the pub]
Ryan: They weren't fucking worth it, boys.
Jamal: It's freezing. Why are we walking?
[Eggsy holds out Rottweiler's car keys]
Jamal: You jacked his fucking car keys, bruv?
Eggsy: Yeah. Now we're going to nick his car. Come on.
[Eggsy, Ryan and Jamal get into Rottweiler's car. Rottweiler, still inside the pub, turns to see the engine of a car revving outside]
Rottweiler: Hold on, boys. [Rottweiler gets up and goes outside and sees Eggsy joyriding in his car]
Rottweiler: I'm going to fucking have you!
[Eggsy, Jamal and Ryan laugh and throw finger gestures at Rottweiler]
Ryan: Floor it, Eggsy!
[Eggsy drives off with Rottweiler watching. Rottweiler gets out his phone and calls Dean]
Rottweiler: Yeah, yeah, Dean, look, it's me. Eggsy just stole my fucking car, yeah. Yeah, I've come out of the pub, he's done about 15 doughnuts in my fucking face and he's drove off. No I can't have it! He's disrespecting me and that means he's disrespecting you.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Jamal: Foxes are vermin, cuz. Should've driven it over.
Eggsy: Should've done a lot of things. I'll sort this. Get out of the car.
[Ryan and Jamal look at Eggsy for a second]
[Ryan and Jamal get out of the car. Eggsy drives it into the police car that was following them]

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Having got Eggsy off a car theft charge, Harry talks with him in the pub]
Eggsy: So before you was a tailor, was you in the Army? Like an officer?
Hart: Not quite.
Eggsy: So where was you posted - Iraq or something?
Hart: Sorry, Eggsy. Classified.
Eggsy: But my dad saved your life, yeah?
Hart: The day your father died, I missed something. And if it weren't for his courage, my mistake would have cost the lives of every man present. So I owe him. Your father was a brave man. A good man. And having read your files, I'd think he'd be bitterly disappointed in the choices you've made.
Eggsy: [angry] You can't talk to me like that-!
Hart: Huge I.Q., great performance in primary school. And it all went tits up. Drugs, petty crime, never had a job.
Eggsy: Do you think there's a lot of jobs going around here, yeah?
Hart: Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies. First prize, regional under tens' gymnastics, two years in a row. Your coach had you pegged as Olympic team material.
Eggsy: Yeah, well, when you grow up around someone like my stepdad, you pick up new hobbies pretty quick.
Hart: Of course. Always someone else's fault. Who's to blame you for quitting the Marines? You were halfway through training, doing brilliantly, but you gave up.
Eggsy: Because my mum went mental, banging on about losing me as well as my dad! Didn't want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you, judging people like me from your ivory towers with no thought about why we do what we do! We ain't got much choice, you get me? And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses, we'd do just as well as you, if not better.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Eggsy returns home after watching the fight between Harry and Dean's thugs in the pub. Michelle turns to see Eggsy, then turns back to look at Dean before getting up from the couch to warn Eggsy about Dean]
Michelle Unwin: Eggsy. Just go please, because he's going to...
[Dean gets up from the couch and suddenly jabs Eggsy against the fridge and then lands a punch on Eggsy's stomach, causing Eggsy to groan in pain]
Michelle Unwin: [Places her hands on Dean's shoulder] No, please! Don't hurt him! [Dean turns his attention away from Eggsy towards Michelle and grabs Michelle by the throat]
Dean: Fuck off! [Dean pushes Michelle away] Get the fuck away! Shut the fuck up! [Dean turns his attention back to Eggsy] Who was with you in that fucking pub? I want to know the name of the geezer you was with!
Eggsy: I wasn't with no one!
Dean: [Slaps Eggsy] Who was it?
Eggsy: I don't know what you're on about.
Dean: [Slaps Eggsy again] Who was it?!
Eggsy: I don't know who you're fucking on about!
Dean: Fucking tell me his name!
Eggsy: I don't know who you're fucking on about!
[As the struggle between Eggsy and Dean continues, Harry overhears it through a mic that he placed on Eggsy's shoulder]
Dean: You listen to me! I want to know who was with you in that pub. Do you understand? I want to know his fucking name! Because, I swear, I'll rip your mouth! [Slaps Eggsy again as Harry hears] Tell me!
Eggsy: I don't know who you're fucking on about!
Dean: Tell me!
Michelle Unwin: Just tell him, Eggsy!
[Dean picks up a meat cleaver and shoves it in Michelle's face]
Dean: Fuck off! Fuck off, Michelle! [Dean threatens Eggsy with the meat cleaver] I could kill you right now and no one in the whole world will notice!
Harry Hart: But I would. I have enough evidence on your activities to have you locked up for the rest of your life, Mr Dean Anthony Baker.
Dean: What the fuck?
Harry Hart: So I suggest you leave the boy alone, or I shall be forced to deliver it to the appropriate authorities. [Dean puts the meat cleaver down]
Harry Hart: Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about.
Dean: What the fuck's going on here?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Princess Tilde: Just let me out, you psycho!
Richmond Valentine: I told you, you're free to go anytime you want, as long as you agree to my conditions.
Princess Tilde: I don't agree and I am never, ever going to agree!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [[Eggsy wakes up, tied to a railroad track. He sees the Interrogator approach him with a knife in hand]
Eggsy: Who the fuck are you? Where am I?
The Interrogator: This knife can save your life.
[Eggsy suddenly notices a train approaching]
Eggsy: [Struggling to get out of the ropes] Fuck!
The Interrogator: My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy. What the fuck is Kingsman? And who is Harry Hart?
Eggsy: I don't know who the fuck that is! Shit!
The Interrogator: Oh, Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends who gave me the same bullshit answer!
Eggsy: Fuck! Just cut the fucking ropes, please!
The Interrogator: Hey, Eggsy, is Kingsman worth dying for?
[Eggsy watches the train getting closer.]
[Eggsy sustains the "you" as the train passes over him. He discovers that the section dropped down before impact. Harry arrives at the scene]
Harry: Congratulations. Bloody well done.
Eggsy: How'd the others do?
Harry: Roxy passed with flying colours. Charlie's up next. Want to watch?
Eggsy: Yeah. Alright.
[Cuts to Charlie tied to the same tracks, The Interrogator standing over him.]
The Interrogator: Is Kingsman worth dying for?
Charlie: No it fucking isn't! Shit! I'll tell you what you want, please! Chester King's Arthur! Arthur's head of the secret spy agency! It's called Kingsman! Get me out of here!
The Interrogator: Thank you, Charlie. Much appreciated.
[He walks away.]
Charlie: No, that wasn't the fucking deal! FUUUUUUUCK!
[Train passes over Charlie and the section he's tied to drops down. Section rises as Arthur arrives at the scene.]
Arthur: I've had such high hopes for you. You're a bloody disgrace.
Charlie: I'm so sorry. Please untie me.
Arthur: Untie yourself.
[Arthur walks away.]
Charlie: Arth- Arthur, please. Shit. Anyone!
[Merlin, Harry, Eggsy, Roxy, and Percival observe the scene in the control room.]
Merlin: Galahad, Percival, congratulations. Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process. As tradition allows, you will have 24 hours to spend with them. Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point. From now on, there are no safety nets. Understood?
[Eggsy and Roxy look at each other and nod to Merlin.]
Merlin: Good. Dismissed.
[The Kingsman agents and candidates leave the room. Merlin turns around and turns on the loudspeaker at the railway.]
Merlin: Charlie. Time to go home.
Charlie: Fuck you! Fucking Dad's going to hear about this!

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Michelle Unwin: [Hugs Eggsy] Where have you been? I've been so worried about you!
[Eggsy checks on Daisy]
Eggsy: Oh my days, look how big you've grown!
[Eggsy's smile fades when he sees a black eye on Michelle's face]
Eggsy: [Referring to Dean] Where is he?
Michelle Unwin: I'm fine. Eggsy, please, please, just don't get involved.
Eggsy: No, I should've never left you on your own. This stops right now. I'll be right back.
Michelle Unwin: Eggsy...
[Eggsy drives the taxi to the pub where Dean and his thugs are]
Eggsy: Oi! Dean!
Dean: Oh, Mugsy. So you're back. What, you've gone and nicked a fucking taxi now?
Eggsy: Yeah. Can I have a word about my mum's black eye?
Dean: You want to have a word with me? You get out of that cab, I'll knock you straight back down on your fucking arse.
Eggsy: Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Harry is in a hate group church]
Church Leader: And I say to you, bear witness! Watch the news. Watch the news. AIDS! Floods! The blood of the innocent, spilled! And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God. Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! And yet, some still doubt this is the work of the Antichrist! You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter...
Merlin: [watching the sermon] Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere?
Church Leader: So, my friends, although he is a just God, he is just a vengeful one and there can be no turning back from the almighty wrath...
Gazelle: Are you sure we're out of range?
Valentine: We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong?
Gazelle: What if the calculations are wrong?
Valentine: You just have to trust me.
Church Leader: ...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them for all eternity.
Harry: Would you excuse me?
Church Blonde Woman: Where are you going? [Harry tries to leave the church] Hey! What's your problem?
Harry: I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Valentine: Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now. Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
Church Leader: [continuing his sermon] I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend!
Church Blonde Woman: Just leave this church! You just leave this church like the infidel you are! Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies! You will drown in the blood of the Lord! He will not save you!
[As Harry is about to shoot the woman Valentine starts his test and Harry, under the effects of the test, shoots the woman and everyone in the church attacks each other]
Eggsy: [surprised at what happened] Holy fuck!
Valentine: Oh, shit, I can't watch this. Get over here.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Eggsy: Aren't you that princess who went missing?
Princess Tilde: Let me out of here.
Eggsy: If I do, will you give me a kiss? I've always wanted to kiss a princess.
Princess Tilde: I'll give you more than just a kiss.
[Just as Eggsy goes to open the door, Valentine tells Eggsy over the loudspeaker he's still alive]
Eggsy: Sorry love, but I've got to save the world.
Princess Tilde: If you save the world, we can do it in the arsehole.
Eggsy: [monotone voice] I'll be right back.

Facebook Share this quote on facebook [Eggsy is in Harry's home after failing Kingsman selection and stealing Arthur's car]
Harry: You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog. And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss' car.
Eggsy: [to Hart] You shot a dog just to get a job?!
Harry: Yes. [walking into toilet where there is a stuffed dog on the mantelpiece] And Mr Pickle here reminds me of that, every time I take a shit.
Eggsy: You shot your dog and had it stuffed? You fucking freak!
Harry: No, I shot my dog, brought him home, and continued to care for him for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis!
Eggsy: What?
Harry: It was a blank, Eggsy. It was a fucking blank. Remember Amelia?
Eggsy: Yeah.
Harry: She didn't drown. She works in our tech department in Berlin. She's fine. Limits must be tested. A Kingsman only condones the risking of one life to save another.
Eggsy: My dad might have saved your life, even though your fuck-up cost his? What, you've got him stuffed here and all?
Harry: Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him?

Facebook Share this quote on facebook Eggsy: I know this bloke who's taken over a tailor shop on Saville Row. It's given me a job, Mum. Comes with a lot of perks. Including a house. Come and live with me there, Mum. Come on.
[Michelle starts to stand up, but Dean suddenly grits his teeth and points a finger at Michelle]
Dean: Sit down, you.
[Dean, Rottweiler and the other thugs gets up from different tables]
Dean: Only place she'll be visiting is you in fucking hospital. Do you hear?
Michelle Unwin: Just leave him alone, Dean! Eggsy, go. Please, just go, babe.
Eggsy: Alright.
[He turns to walk away]
Dean: Yeah, that's it, do as Mummy says! Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours to knock up a nice chicken costume? It'll suit you, mug!
[Eggsy stops in his tracks]
Eggsy: As a good friend once said, "Manners... maketh... man."
[Eggsy locks the pub's doors methodically, in perfect imitation of Harry. One of the men who was in the pub last time quietly speaks to Dean.]
Man: Hey-
Dean: Shut the fuck up. Eggsy, I'm going to shove your manners up your fucking-
[Eggsy turns, sweeping his umbrella handle to catch the glass sitting on a nearby counter, and flings it at Dean, knocking him out.]
Eggsy: [with a cunning grin] So, are we going to stand here all day, or are we going to fight?


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