Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)

Share this quote on facebook I'm getting too old for this shit

Share this quote on facebook We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.

Share this quote on facebook You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

Share this quote on facebook "Close" is a lingerie shop without a front window.

Share this quote on facebook You know what a future a cop has, Murph? None. You punch a clock for 30 years, retirement, pension... nothin' to do. Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid! The police department's got it all: guns, ammo, drugs, cash... it's a one-stop shopping center. If you've got the balls and the brains, there's not a fucking thing anyone can do about it!

Share this quote on facebook (Buries a henchman in cement) Now we've got a relationship we can build on.

Share this quote on facebook Murtaugh: Riggs, everyone else is outside. Only me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be in here.
Riggs: Nearly a CAT-astrophe, huh?

Share this quote on facebook Travis: Go to hell, Riggs.
Riggs: You first.

Share this quote on facebook Murtaugh: [sees Riggs about to cut the red wire.] Oh! Oh!
Riggs: What? What?
Murtaugh: A minute ago, you said blue!
Riggs: Did I say blue?
Murtaugh: Riggs, you said blue!
Riggs: Well, I meant red.
Murtaugh: You sure?
Riggs: Well, look, Rog, we can do it your way if you like.
Murtaugh: [yells] MY WAY?! I DON'T HAVE--!
Riggs: [whispers] Quiet! I'm sure, okay?
Murtaugh: Ah, shit.
Riggs: You ready? [Murtaugh winces] Rog.
Murtaugh: What? [opens his eyes]
Riggs: Aren't you gonna miss all this good stuff when you retire? Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh? [chuckles] I'm cutting the wire. [Murtaugh winces again] Snip. [timer counts down faster] See, all done. Rog?
Murtaugh: Yeah?
Riggs: [sees timer counting down faster; alarmed] Grab the cat!
Murtaugh: Grab the cat?
Riggs: [he and Murtaugh run from the building] GET BACK!
Murtaugh: GET EVERYBODY BACK!
Riggs: TAKE COVER!
Murtaugh: BACK! BACK! [a thunderous explosion blows up the building]

Share this quote on facebook Riggs: Hiya, Hubie! We're lookin' for a friend of yours named Travis.
Hubie: I never heard of him.
Riggs: Never? (jabbing Hubie in the eyes) Errr! Errr! Errr! Wrong answer? Wrong answer? Errr! Errr! Errr!

Share this quote on facebook Tyrone: What the hell! It's Jack Travis!
Murtaugh: That's what I wanted, baby.

Share this quote on facebook Murtaugh: Do you have to solve everything with your fists?
Riggs: Well, I couldn't use my gun, there were people around.

Share this quote on facebook Murtaugh: I knew you couldn't stop smoking.
Riggs: I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.
Murtaugh: What dog biscuit problem?
Riggs: Well, I've been chasing more cars lately, and uh, y'know , when I try to lick my balls I keep falling off the couch.

Share this quote on facebook Internal Affairs Guy:I looked at your record for all the chaos and mayhem you cause.
Riggs:No, no, I'm chaos and he's mayhem, we're a double act. [annoyed] What are we, required reading or something?
Lorna: As a matter of fact you are; somewhere between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine.

Share this quote on facebook Riggs: Nice of you to steal that information.
Lorna: Semantics, Riggs.
Riggs: Some antics? I'm always up for some antics!

Share this quote on facebook Gregory Millar as Tyrone

Share this quote on facebook Andrew Hill Newman as the jaywalker

Share this quote on facebook Traci Wolfe as Rianne Murtaugh

Share this quote on facebook Damon Hines as Nick Murtaugh

Share this quote on facebook Jason Rainwater as Young Cop (credited as Jason Meshover-lorg)

Share this quote on facebook The magic is back again!