My Fake Fiance (2009)

Share this quote on facebook I'm so looking forward to our divorce.

Share this quote on facebook [opening a moving box] Be the coffeemaker! Be the coffemaker!

Share this quote on facebook We're holding a wedding, not a tailgate party, Vince.

Share this quote on facebook I'd hate for our fake vows at our fake wedding to not be from the heart.

Share this quote on facebook Girls love a guy that's been left at the altar. So I'll definitely be seeing some sympathy boom-chicka-wa-wa!

Share this quote on facebook Wow. Talk about commitment issues. You're getting cold feet over our pretend wedding.

Share this quote on facebook Steve: How is he at the horizontal hokey-pokey?

Share this quote on facebook Pants: This is the first time I ransacked a place and left it cleaner than I found it.

Share this quote on facebook Reverend Jim: I've been this job long enough to know when a couple is getting married for the wrong reasons. Some, they're in love with an idealized version of the person they are marrying. Others feel that they're simply too old to be single anymore. And some, well, some just want all the gifts.

Share this quote on facebook Jennifer: Let me guess. You lease a really nice car you can never buy. You never cry in movies. And you only bang hot chicks.
Vince: Have we met?
Jennifer: No.

Share this quote on facebook Vince: Hey, this is my dictionary!
Truck: No, it isn't, I bought it at a flea market.
Vince: To Vince on the occasion of his high school graduation. I am so proud of you. Love, Mom
Truck: Coincidence.

Share this quote on facebook Jennifer: Hi, is Monkey there?
The Monkey: It's "The Monkey".
Jennifer: "The Monkey"? You're the kidding, right?

Share this quote on facebook Jennifer: But it's all a lie!
Vince: Yeah, but it's a lie that came true.

Share this quote on facebook Jason MacDonald as David

Share this quote on facebook Heather Holliday Richmond as Sales Clerk