Night Shift (1982)

Share this quote on facebook What's our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are supposed to do?

Share this quote on facebook Wanna know why I carry this tape recorder? To tape things. See, I'm an idea man, Chuck. I got ideas coming at me all day... I couldn't even fight 'em off if I wanted. Wait a second... hold the phone! Hold the phone! [speaking into tape recorder] Idea to eliminate garbage. Edible paper. You eat it, it's gone! You eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!

Share this quote on facebook So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?

Share this quote on facebook What if you mix...mayonnaise right in the can with the tuna fish? Hold it! Hold it! Wait a minute! Chuck! Take live tuna fish...and feed them mayonnaise. Oh this is good. [speaks into tape recorder] Call StarKist.

Share this quote on facebook We'll call ourselves Love Brokers.

Share this quote on facebook What are we really talking about here? Huh? What’s the essence of what we’re talking about? Spell it out for you if I have to. [writing on chalkboard] PROSTITUTION! Prostitution. Yeah, we can say it. We’re big kids now, right? You know a lot of times it’ll help you to understand a word if you break it down, so let’s do that now, shall we? PROS... it doesn't mean anything. Forget about that... TIT, I think we all know what that means. TU, kay two tit and TION, of course, from the Latin to shun... to say no, uh-uh, thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really, so let’s get rid of that.

Share this quote on facebook I wash my hands and my feet of you!

Share this quote on facebook Chuck Lumley: [reads the forms that Leonard, the day shift guy left] Name of the deceased... something Polish?

Share this quote on facebook Chuck: I used to be an investment counselor.
Bill: Yeah? [pause] What's that?
Chuck: It's like a stockbroker.
Bill: So what're you doing babysitting stiffs? What were you... drinker? Big drinker?
Chuck: No!
Bill: Doper! Toothead! Nose candy! Coke!

Share this quote on facebook Bill: [picking up photo from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?
Chuck: Fiancée.
Bill: Nice frame!

Share this quote on facebook Bill: You tellin' me to shut up?
Chuck: I'm telling you to shut up! I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget!
[Chuck picks up tape recorder and turns it on]
Chuck: Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!

Share this quote on facebook Chuck: [elevator door opens; Chuck sees Belinda lying on the elevator floor] Oh my God. Did you fall down? Did somebody hit you?
Belinda: Other way round. Somebody hit me and then I fell down.

Share this quote on facebook Chuck: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.
Bill: Is this a great country, or what?

Share this quote on facebook Bill: [Chuck is spitting on himself in the jail cell] Chuck, come on - it looks bad in front of the other guys!
Chuck: So what am I running for, cell president?
Bill: No!... they have that?

Share this quote on facebook Belinda: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?
Bill: I caught an updraft.
Chuck: Are you OK?
Bill: Yeah, I'm alright, don't worry, I'm alright, fortunately the ground broke my fall.

Share this quote on facebook Ever since two enterprising young men turned the City Morgue into a swinging business, people have been dying to get in.

Share this quote on facebook It makes the day seem dead.

Share this quote on facebook Together they are going to make the day pay off... all night long!

Share this quote on facebook The oldest profession in a new-look comedy.