Tank Girl (1995)

Share this quote on facebook It hasn't rained in 11 years! Now, 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad.

Share this quote on facebook Oh, I was just thinkin' about leavin' this place. It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.

Share this quote on facebook You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid... You just gotta go, "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?"

Share this quote on facebook [Sitting on the barrel of her tank gun, Tank Girl pulls alongside the arms truck drivers.] Feelin' a little inadequate?

Share this quote on facebook NOW! EVERYBODY drop your guns… or I scrape off all her make-up. [She moves in on the Madam's face with a razor, then pulls back in disgust.] This might take me a really long time.

Share this quote on facebook Tank Girl: [to Sergeant Small] Quit pickin' on my girlfriend!
[kisses Jet Girl]
Sergeant Small: Ugh... shit! God, that is..
[he leaves in disgust]
Jet Girl: Thanks, I think it worked.
Tank Girl: [grinning] What worked?

Share this quote on facebook T-Saint: I say we kill 'em!
Donner: I say we hump 'em.
Booga: I say we eat crumpets and tea.
Deetee: Tasty! Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say "aye".
Rippers: Aye!
T-Saint: Shut up! Ain't gonna be no crumpets and tea.

Share this quote on facebook Tank Girl: Who'd you used to be?
T-Saint: A cop.
Tank Girl: Figures.

Share this quote on facebook [to Tank Girl and Jet Girl]
Deetee: Okay, we're gonna give you babes a chance to prove yourselves. Call it an initiation.
T-Saint: You fail, you die!
Donner: Yeah, but first, you gotta strip.
Booga: That's not in the plan.
Deetee, T-Saint, Donner: Why not?

Share this quote on facebook Donner: And these are so you can hear us. [to Tank Girl] This one's for you. [to Jet Girl] And this one... I made especially for you. Let me help you put it on 'cause it's kinda tricky...
[Donner 'accidentally' drops it down her shirt and fumbles for it]
I'm sorry. How clumsy of me.
Jet Girl: Get off!
Donner: It was hard to clip on.

Share this quote on facebook [Tank Girl and Jet Girl are captured and gassed with Nitrous Oxide by the Rippers.]
T-Saint: How much are they paying you?
Tank Girl:[laughing maniacally] Two dollars and fifteen cents!!

Share this quote on facebook [Tank Girl and Booga are lying together]
Booga: See, it's one of Johnny Prophet's dreams. See how the people are all free, and the water just comes down from the sky and it don't cost nothin'. With flowers, and rainbows...
Tank Girl: It's beautiful...

Share this quote on facebook [Jet Girl has a gun pointed at Small's head]
Sergeant Small: Fuck me...
Jet Girl: How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to.