Sheriff Calder
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The best thing about turning over a new leaf on Saturday night is that it disappears with a Sunday morning hangover.
Emily Stewart
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Damon Fuller: Well now, Sheriff. It's nice to know that you're out here on patrol.
Sheriff Calder: No, no. I'm not on patrol. Just looking for an ice cream cone, that's all.
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Lem Brewster: The taxes in this town pay your salary to protect the place.
Sheriff Calder: Well, if anything happens to you, Lem, we'll give you a refund.
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Val Rogers: Bubber, let Jake walk forward. And if he's all right, I'll give you my car and see that you get out of here without anyone bothering you.
Bubber Reeves: He can do that?
Jake Rogers: Yeah. He can do that.
Bubber Reeves: Huh! What a world.
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