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Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width is a British film of genre Comedy with John Bluthal

Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width (1973)

Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width
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Length 1h28
Genres Comedy
Rating64% 3.212593.212593.212593.212593.21259

Never Mind the Quality Feel the Width is a rarely seen 1973 British comedy film directed by Ronnie Baxter and starring John Bluthal, Joe Lynch and Bernard Stone. It was a spin-off from the ITV television series Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width about two mismatched tailors in the East End of London.

Synopsis

In the course of the film, Manny and Patrick hire a sexy new assistant Rita, seriously fall out after a gambling incident, experience woman trouble, find themselves burgled, and eventually end up on holiday in Rome after posing as priests.

Actors

John Bluthal

(Manny Cohen)Joe Lynch

(Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly)David Kelly

(Murphy)Eddie Byrne

(Father Ignatious)Ivor Dean

(Bishop Rourke)
And :
Anne Beach
Yootha Joyce
Bill Maynard
Jerold Wells
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