A gruff sea captain (Walter Long) enlists fish-shop employees Laurel and Hardy to help in shanghaiing men to be a crew for his next voyage. They succeed in doing so by a stunt that gets each man chasing after them. But they accidentally clobber the captain as well, provoking him into shanghaiing them as well aboard what is rumored to be a "ghost ship" (which was why Captain Long was unable to get men to voluntarily enlist). He is so angry at this rumor that he makes a dire threat against the next man that tells him that he sails a "ghost ship".
Otto Phocus (Franklin Pangborn) is a haughty photographer hellbent on taking a formal portrait of a terrified Spanky (George McFarland). The little guy has been told by the gang that Phocus plans to "shoot" him; thinking the camera is a cannon. This leads Spanky to avoid having his picture taken, and his habit of punching Phocus in the face with regularity.
In pre-Revolutionary France, Voltaire champions the oppressed commoners and tries to warn King Louis XV (Reginald Owen) about the growing unrest among his subjects. The writer has a powerful ally in Madame Pompadour (Doris Kenyon), Louis' mistress, but the Count de Sarnac (Alan Mowbray) opposes him for his own ends.
Champion de boxe à la carrière florissante considérant l'humanité avec dédain, Jimmy Dolan tue accidentellement un journaliste lors d'une soirée. Il prend la fuite avant l'arrivée des secours et de la police. Un accident lui permet de passer pour mort. Devenu un anonyme, il trouve refuge dans une ferme qui abrite un institut pour enfants handicapés. Là, au contact de ces enfants, Jimmy perd son cynisme et se prend d'affection pour eux et pour madame Moore, qui dirige l'établissement. Mais un jour, un inspecteur de police le reconnaît. Jimmy doit alors prendre une décision difficile : s'échapper à nouveau ou se rendre et assumer ses actes passés.
Trois petits cochons construisent respectivement des maisons de paille, de bois et de briques. Le grand méchant loup détruit en soufflant les deux premières avant de se heurter à la solidité de la troisième dans laquelle se sont réfugiés les trois cochons, il souffle encore jusqu'à en perdre son pantalon. Il tente alors de s'introduire par la cheminée mais Naf-Naf, le plus sage des petits cochons, l'ayant entendu, ajoute de la térébenthine dans une grande marmite d'eau bouillante. Le loup descend et s'assoit dans la marmite. Il trempe ses fesses dans l'eau bouillante ; de douleur il crie, saute et s'enfuit dans la forêt, traînant son derrière au sol en hurlant tandis que les petits cochons sauvés rient de cette infortune.
In 1909 in Archedale, Mary Archer (Barbara Stanwyck), an American girl from the prominent Archer family, meets Hugo Wilbrandt (Otto Kruger), a German chemist who knows her childhood friend, Jeff (Ralph Bellamy). It had been assumed for years that Mary and Jeff would eventually get married, but Mary falls in love with Hugo and he with her. They soon marry and start a family.
The wealthy Mrs. Teasdale (Margaret Dumont) insists that Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho) be appointed leader of the small, bankrupt country of Freedonia before she will continue to provide much-needed financial aid. Meanwhile, neighboring Sylvania is attempting to annex the country. Sylvanian ambassador Trentino (Louis Calhern) tries to foment a revolution and to woo Mrs. Teasdale, and he tries to dig up dirt on Firefly by sending in spies Chicolini (Chico) and Pinky (Harpo).
Sol Glass (Ferdinand Gottschalk) owns a clothing manufacturing company struggling to survive in the midst of the Great Depression. Like his competitors, Glass employs "customer girls" to entertain out-of-town buyers. However, his clients have become tired of his hard-bitten "gold diggers" and have started taking their business elsewhere. Tommy Nelson (Regis Toomey), one of his salesmen, suggests that they use their stenographers instead. Glass decides to give it a try.
While en route to Paris via train, commercial artist Gilda Farrell meets artist George Curtis and playwright Thomas Chambers, fellow Americans who share an apartment in the French capital. Gilda works for advertising executive Max Plunkett, who has had no success in his efforts to engage her in a romantic relationship. Tom and George each realizes the other is in love with Gilda, and although they agree to forget her, they cannot resist her when she comes to visit. Unable to choose between the two, she proposes she live with them as a friend, muse, and critic—with the understanding they will not have sex.
Wealthy banker and shipowner William Marlowe and his wife Martha have their hearts set on marrying their daughter Mary to English aristocrat Lord Hurley. However, Mary has other ideas. She has fallen in love with John Carlton, one of her father's clerks. When Mr. Marlowe finds out, he fires John. John decides to go west to make his fortune, then return for Mary, but she insists on going with him. They elope.
Une jeune femme jouée par Loretta Young se retrouve devant un tribunal pour meurtre. Pendant que le jury se retire pour délibérer, l'accusée est emmenée dans le bureau du greffier. Là, dans ce minuscule bureau, elle aperçoit les années de greffes rangées dans les étagères. 1919 "C'est là que je suis née". Débute alors un flashback; le décès de sa mère à 9 ans. Elle tombe alors dans la prostitution. Cherchant à s'en sortir et à mener une vie droite, elle suit malheureusement un gangster qui la prend sous son aile. Lorsqu'elle croise la route d'un jeune avocat issu d'une célèbre famille; celui-ci tombe amoureux de la jeune femme. Il échappe de peu à un assassinat lorsque le gangster jaloux sort un revolver.Seul l'intervention rapide pour faire baisser l'arme permet au coup de feu de rater sa cible.
Successful shoe manufacturer John Reeves is annoyed with his staff, particularly his conceited nephew and company general manager Benjamin Burnett (who considers himself the driving force behind the firm), because they are losing ground to their longtime chief rival, headed by former best friend Tom Hartland. The two men had had a falling out after falling in love with the same woman; she married Hartland, and Reeves remained a bachelor. Nevertheless, Reeves is saddened to learn of Hartland's death.